We must become more self sufficient, because it looks like climate change is coming to harm us all. As global warming closes in, fires like the one raging in L.A. today will become increasingly common. As a result, learning to fight fires ourselves becomes a striking necessity. Therefore Fire Extinguisher Beer has launched packaging that helps a beginner know exactly what to do in case of fire. Obviously, this method should only be deployed by males.
Fire? Open, guzzle, fight fire.