Smartphones may be all the rage right now, but really they're nothing more than fancy looking plastic. You need a phone that looks down on all the others with contempt--you need a Mobiado CPT001 Phone. Made from a single solid piece of marble (that's right), this beaut is good for making calls or bludgeoning people. Really, who needs tons of apps when you have a phone that matches your bathroom sink!
If you're worried that the marble is the only thing fancy about the Mobiado CPT001 Phone, never fear. The touch screen is built from a single piece of sapphire, and the buttons are solid gold. This should fit right in with your computer that's made from a single ruby.