Japanese USB Face Masks For Serious Germ-a-Phobes
Thanko Japanese products makes a USB face mask to keep out the dirt and germs that make us sick. It plugs into your keyboard so you can have 8 hours of germ-free breathing. Meanwhile, you've got no friends, no one to love you and no social life because you and your mask are the ultimate office freakshow. How could you spend hours every day wearing one of those? It's just so cumbersome and highly un-attractive. I suppose though, if Darth Vader shows up at your office, at least you'll feel justified.