This spandex jersey tee, available in Nylon's online shop, will appeal to breakfast lovers and Parks and Recreation fans alike.
"There has never been a sadness than cannot be cured by breakfast food," philosophizes Ron Swanson, by far the wisest character on Parks and Rec, on an episode of the NBC series. The next time you're feeling blue, skip the ice cream and fry yourself up some bacon and eggs. The delightful, greasy goodness will absorb both your hangover and your feelings of melancholy.
If your appreciation for the most important meal of the day goes above and beyond, then you should most definitely invest in the breakfast lovers shirt featuring bacon, eggs, toast and Mr. Swanson himself.