After one has graduated from the Boy Scouts it's time to move on to Boyfriend Badges (a much more challenging pursuit). These cute little pins are only earned when a boyfriend completes some of the most difficult challenges that come with having a girlfriend.
Meeting the girlfriend's parents (represented with horns) is always a nerve-wracking experience. Once it's over the only fair thing to do is give the boyfriend a Met the Parents badge. Some of the more challenging pins to earn include taking care of drunken girlfriends and having to deal with crazy cats.
So ladies, if you're searching for "the one," snatch up any man who passes all the tests and earns every single Boyfriend Badge.