With the Internet's love of all things bacon, it was only a matter of time before bacon body wash came into existence. This porky hygiene product is exactly what its name suggests: a cleansing body wash that happens to smell exactly like bacon. There is already a bacon cologne, so a bacon body wash was more or less a natural progression of things.
It's a toss up as to whether or not it's a good thing to smell like bacon first thing in the morning. Sure, it would help to smell like fried pork should you not be able to skip breakfast, but the scent of bacon is probably not one you should wear on your throughout the workday. The bacon body wash comes in a 5 ounce bottle and sells for $4.00.