The Arsebrella

 - Nov 3, 2008
References: assbrellas.blogspot
Earlier this year, Trend Hunter Cecilia Biemann brought you the "F the Rain Umbrella," not to be outdone though, someone has created yet another offensive umbrella—the A$$brella, though for the sake of not using cuss words or using dollar signs in the place of the letter "s", I’ve titled it the "Arsebrella."

Yes, if you want the world to kiss your "arse" but don’t have the guts to say it, you can tell them how you’re feeling on any given rainy day with a handy dandy "arsebrella." In some cases, you may find it a useful tool to use for sun protection too.

Unfortunately, the creator of the "arsebrella" has kept his or her identity a secret. Gee, I wonder why?