I'd recommend setting your card case to stun if it contains any one of these badass business cards.
Business cards are the sign of a surefire winner/card enthusiast. Imagine how much respect you'd get with edible business cards. The only things I have in this world are my balls, and my badass business cards, and I don't give them out to just anyone.
Implications - My favorite business card of all has got to be the self-promoting turntable card, which sports a record on its front and actually turns! How crazy is that? It's as much a toy as it is a way to give a potential employer all of your contact information.
34 Badass Business Cards
From Self-Promoting Turntables to Elastic Business Cards:
Michael Hines — Mar 27, 2010 — Art & Design
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X-ray Business Cards
10 Clever Ways to Help You Stand Out in a Recession
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Self-Promoting Turntables
DJ Business Cards by Nasheet Shadani and Deepak Nagar
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Edible Networking
Give Your Clients a Treat With Chocolate Business Cards
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Lock Pick Kit Business Card
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Living Business Cards
"Another Bloomin' Designer" Card
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Offbeat Business Cards
Inspiring Ideas for Self Promotion
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Fake Business Cards
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Edible Business Cards
Arigatou Co. Prints on Nuts, Pasta and More
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Recycled Circuit Board Business Card + An Eco-Christmas Poem
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Pop-Up Business Cards
Clifton Alexander's 3D Creation Features a Pop-Up Self-Portrait
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Cocky Self-Promotion
‘Google Me' Business Card is Perfect for the Pretentious
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Elastic Business Cards
Stretch the Rubber Business Card to See The Info
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Nerdy Business Cards
AdaFruit Industries Creates Plastic Spirograph Stationery
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Pressure-Printed Business Cards
COMMUNE Creates Book Board Contact Cards
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Career-Boosting Gadgets
Innovations For Job Seekers In A Bad Economy
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Anime Business Cards
Manga Self-Marketing
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Creative Business Cards
Lego Brick Card
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Interactive Fitness Cards
'Yoga One' Business Cards Turn Your Fingers into Thighs
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Interactive Cut-Out Cards
These Hair Cutting Business Cards Leaves a Good First Impression
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Animated Business Cards
14
Greeting Card Gardens
Postal Pop-up Postcarden Grows Bite-Sized Botanicals
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Autodialling Business Cards
Instructables DIY Guide
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Light-Up Business Cards
Sparkle Labs DIY Kit Illuminates Your Contact Info
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Peeling Business Cards
Agrie Paint Services Has a Unique Take on Networking
10
Wooden Business Cards
Cody Maple's Self-Promotion Involves Laser-Etched Maple Wood
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Digital Social Networking Business Cards
Poken Keychains Encourage Physical Interaction
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Color-Changing Business Cards
Mumure Contact Creates Thermo-Sensitive Communication
7
Personal Trading Cards
Photo & Stats Business Cards
6
Business Card Art
TinyBuilding Mini Sculptures
5
Virtual Business Cards
TwtBizCard Uses Hashtags to Send Contact Info With Each Tweet
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Miniature House-Plant Business Card
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Credit Card Fashion
CreditCovers Spruce Up Business
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Clock-In Business Cards
Thomas Bradley Spreads His Name, Punch Card Style
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One-Step Greeting Cards
All-In-One Card Stamp Saves Time, Money and Hassle
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