The folks over at Nacho Punch have followed up their hilarious Wes Anderson porn parody with an equally-as-hilarious Tim Burton-directed adult film.
I doubt there are many pornos out there that could be described as "whimsical," but that's definitely what we would get if Burton was behind the lens when it came to adult entertainment. It would probably be the most original porno you've ever seen, yes, but would it be the most sexually fulfilling? Doubtful.
The parody plays upon the cliche "pool boy" storyline with a "strange and unusual" character reminiscent of Burton's Edward Scissorhands. But instead of large shears for hands, the pool boy has nets for hands -- all the better to apply sunscreen with!