Remember when Halloween was about ghosts and gore and not kinky sexy mini skirts? This pencil sharpener takes me back to when times were creepier. The Sadie Pencil Sharpener from Living Dead Dolls will gross out all your friends and colleagues. Just jab little Sadie's decapitated head in the eye with a pencil and watch her vomit up the shavings. If you're pissed at your boss or your client or whomever, this could be a healthy way to vent your frustrations.