These pencils from 'The Carbon Crusader' are printed with some pretty hilarious, risque phrases and curse words. The cute handmade pencils, come from Etsy seller 'The Carbon Crusader' and will certainly give you a chuckle.
Created in Houston, Texas the quirky phrases encapsulate everything from having a bad day "I need a f**king drink" to Internet meme-based phrases like: "What would honey badger do?" The pencils are available in packs of six and would make a great gift for any artist or writer friends you may have who appreciate the use of colorful potty mouthed language. The creative Etsy seller even creates "Bride to be" pencils, which are perfect for bachelorette parties.
Just make sure that younger readers don't bring these into school, unless they want to end up in detention!