The Web 2.0 Suicide Machine Makes Going Cold Turkey Easy

If you’re in over your head when it comes to social media, you need the Web 2.0 Suicide Machine. This handy little website allows you to totally wipe out your existence on popular social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

Deleting your profile and contacts takes hours, but the Web 2.0 Suicide machine does it all in 52 minutes. The best part is that you can’t resurrect your old profile, forcing you to go cold turkey or start from scratch.

I don’t think I’m ready to get rid of my Twitter yet. Are you?