This is either incredibly sexy or incredibly disturbing. It's sexy because it's small, sleek and secured to your hot sexy lady friend's thigh. ooh yes, she reaches up under her skirt and pulls out this hot lil number for that quick swig before a night of passion. reeeow.
Hang on.. why does she need to have a swig of JD before she's having a night of passion with you? is it so painful that she needs to dull her senses? Are you that hideous? Is she an alcoholic? How low have you stooped to pick up an alcoholic? Why bother with the garter and just give her a 5litre cardboard cask and get it over and done with?
Around 45 bucks will do it.. how you take it is up to you..
Single Shot Garter
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- By: PocketDec 31, 2006