The Kate Upton for Zoo York commercial is a delightfully ambiguous slew of sexual innuendos and skate jargon. The infamous Zoo York Roaches return after their debut in 2008.
The two roaches are chilling on a park bench, watching the Zoo York skaters. To their delight, Sports Illustrated model Kate Upton shows up for a jog, and the two creepy crawlies discuss the scene. While one roach comments on sliding backside moves of the boarders, the other bug drools over the stretching model. The incident ends in a close to fatal outlook for the roach, and he then goes on a hilarious threat-ridden rampage.
No matter what the cockroaches say, Kate Upton for Zoo York looks stunning.