Despite living in the age of the smartphone, SockMonkee and 55his.com have collaborated on an awesome, limited-edition Junk Food calendar. Usher in each month with the salty treat or sweet confection associated with it. The calendar features 12 original junk food characters, from a Donut Dad celebrating with his two deep-friend sons to Candy Corn in full Frankenstein (Frankencorn) costume for Halloween. The calendar also makes sure you don't miss out on any junk food-themed holidays by circling them along with your standard holidays, and including a full list for good measure.
Fittingly, the 16x24 color screenprint rolls into an adorable, gift-friendly tootsie-roll. It might not satisfy your sweet tooth, but it certainly will keep you organized.