The latest installment of eCards today is the Jersey Shore eCard for Valentine’s Day featuring Pauly D. Now that doesn’t sound too bad so far right? Guess again. In classic greasy Guido style, Pauly D wants to give your guidette a Valentine’s wish--Jersey Shore style.
Just don’t go there. Instead of sending your girl the gift of Guido, do yourself a favor and get her some flowers. Then, smash your TV so you’ll never be tempted to watch Jersey Shore ever again. (Dumbass Jersey Shore eCard.)