The 'Ho Girl' Christmas card by Near Modern Disaster is a hilarious riff on the 'Hey Girl' meme starring Ryan Gosling.
Wouldn't it be nice to wake up Christmas morning to find Ryan Gosling under your tree? Unfortunately, no matter how naughty or nice you've been this year, I don't think Santa is going to deliver on that gift. This Christmas card -- featuring an illustration of Gosling's chiseled cheek bones and baby blues -- is the next best thing.
Ryan Gosling is the gift that keeps on giving. If you're feeling generous this year, you can gift this card to one of your friends -- because, let's face it, I don't think anyone on planet Earth would kick Gosling outta bed.