For those struggling to live with acute hipster disorder, there is hope out there on the horizon.
Okay, so there is no real cure for hipster disorder aside from a swift kick in the butt, but this hilarious medical commercial spoof gives hope for a hispter-free future. Unpretentious scientists have harnessed the power of "not actual science" to cure ‘Hyper Involuntary Panic Stress Tension Elevation Response,' or HIPSTER for short. Are you suffering from frequent trips to the Apple store, being vegan, talking about your bike and taking too many Instagram photos of your meals? Then you should talk to your doctor about Unpretentiousil, a revolutionary new drug that promises to eliminate a disorder that is the leading cause of scarf wearing, blogging, buying vinyl and ordering fair trade.
Just be careful if anyone tells you that they were taking Unpretentiousil before it was cool, they're probably faking their dosage.