The Yamagata Prefecture DIY vegetable growing kit will ensure all your cucumbers grow heart shaped!
Is life too short to grow heart shaped cucumbers? I can't even rustle a six incher from a grow bag, so I would say in my case, a very firm yes. However, if you love gardening, or really adore cucumbers, or even both, then this kit may very well appeal to you.
Some creative people at Yamagata Prefecture have provided this set of molds which ensure your salad always contains some love.
Of course you could probably think of a million better ways to spend your time.