Anti H1N1 Holy Water Dispenser Fights the Flu, and Satan

 - Nov 13, 2009
Swine flu has a lot of people concerned, but thankfully, a genius Italian inventor created the anti-H1N1 Holy Water Dispenser.

"Heya, whadda you doin’? Soma time Ima make you coma to a de Church, and we starta de praying, and den we gotta de flu." That is the sad tale going around Italy these days, doesn’t your heart just break?

Luciano Marabese created the terra cotta made anti-H1N1 Holy Water Dispenser because he was afraid of losing the tradition of Italian people flocking to Church on Sundays. Similar to automatic soap dispensers found in bathrooms all over the globe, the anti-H1N1 Holy Water Dispenser produces the small amount of blessed water needed without you having to stick your hand in a basin, where evil flu germs are sure to lurk.

This God-loving contraption deserves an Hallelujah! Can I get an Hallelujah?!