Instead of coming in a boring box full of a variety of greeting cards, or simply coming blank, these all occasion cards come in charted form. From Pop Chart Lab, the charted greetings and salutations are a funny and non-festive way to send your regards.
The all occasion cards have a graph printed on them where the x axis represents occasions like birthdays, Passover, a new job or a wedding where as the y axis contains an impersonal message from "have a spectacularly spendiferous" to "have a memorably wretched." This setup allows you to plot your greeting while the bottom caption reads "My charted greetings and salutations to you, dear sir or madam!"
Appropriate all year, these graph-tastic greetings are a must have.