You know what I am getting you for your birthday? A hovercraft, but not a big one, one you can take downtown for a night out. I am getting you an Air Board.
Reaching speeds of up to 15 mph, the Air Board can transport you over grass, asphalt, shallow wet area, and gravel. It runs on a gas engine, and is steered simply by shifting your weight. Don’t say I never get you anything!