Earlier this year, we discovered that adult film behemoth Pornhub was launching its own record label. While none of Pornhub Records' artists have released any new material as of yet, our ear buds will be treated to a glorious "adult Christmas carol" performed by several porn actresses.
Rather than going for a creative reinterpretation of a tried-and-true Christmas carol, Pornhub is releasing an original track titled 'Coming for Christmas.' Because who doesn't love a subtle double entendre?
The song asks listeners if they've been naughty or nice, but I think in the Pornhub version of Christmas, both the "naughty" and the "nice" are rewarded equally with shiny, new toys -- and not the kind you'd give to children.
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