35 Unromantic Valentine's Desserts

From Baby Head Cakes to Urine Sample Treats

— February 12, 2013 — Lifestyle
Valentine's desserts are normally tasty confections that are meant to add a little bit of romance and maybe possess aphrodisiac qualities. Unfortunately, and also hilariously, some people do not possess the ability to differentiate appropriate desserts with the highly unromantic kind.

Unromantic desserts come in the form of unappealing-looking and thoughtless designs. Valentine's Day is all about setting the mood -- trying to feed your date dentures made out of candy just isn't going to cut it Romeo.

If your dessert idea is gum-flavored hot dogs, a presidential cake or an eyeball lollipop, perhaps you are doing it wrong. Valentine's desserts should have flower shapes, hearts (not anatomical ones) and passionate quotes written in chocolate sauce. Once this love day has concluded, please feel free to ingest as many cat coughball candies as you would like.
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Snack-Stuffed Turkeys
Snack-Stuffed Turkeys
This Different Turkey Recipe Incorporates the Classic Cake into the Mix
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Gingerbread Presidential Memorials
Gingerbread Presidential Memorials
Get Creative and Patriotic with Your Holiday Dessert Ideas
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Somber Cemetery Snacks
Somber Cemetery Snacks
These Graveyard Cupcakes are So Cute, They’re to Die For
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Instructive Anatomical Sweets
Instructive Anatomical Sweets
Miss Insomnia Tulip's 'Breast Cupcake' Shows Biological Diagrams
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Holiday Bird Desserts
Holiday Bird Desserts
Celebrate American Thanksgiving With a Turkey Cake
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Edible Deodorant
Edible Deodorant
The Deo Perfume Candy Secretes Floral Scent From the Inside Out
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Canine-Friendly Christmas Cakes
Canine-Friendly Christmas Cakes
A Japanese Bakery Makes Cakes Dogs Can Eat with Their Owners
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Cat Cough Candies
Cat Cough Candies
These Bubble Gum Hairballs are Both Delicious and Gross
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Edible Machine Parts
Edible Machine Parts
Andy's Specialty Treats Crafts the Ideal Valentine's Candy for Him
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Cavity-Free Cocoa Dentures
Cavity-Free Cocoa Dentures
Enjoy the Sparkling Taste of Healthy Chocolate Teeth
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Sweet Serial Killer Cupcakes
Sweet Serial Killer Cupcakes
These Bloody Stabbed Halloween Cupcakes Channel Murderous Tendancies
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Literal Eye Candy
Literal Eye Candy
Googly Eye Candy Will Stare Back
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Deceiving Urine Sample Treats
Deceiving Urine Sample Treats
Candy Warehouse Offers a Mouth-Watering Pour of Sour Liquid Candy
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Unappetizing Earwax Confections
Unappetizing Earwax Confections
Play a Trick on Your Friends with These Gross Candy Gummies
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Popping Pupil Treats
Popping Pupil Treats
Create Your Own Creep Eyeball Mountain Using Eyeball Cake Pops
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Football-Shaped Candy Containers
Football-Shaped Candy Containers
These Party Favors are Perfect for Super Bowl-Themed Snacks
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Unborn Baby Bonbons
Unborn Baby Bonbons
The Gummy Fetus is a Terrifying Little Treat
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Oozing Gore-geous Confections
Oozing Gore-geous Confections
These Chocolate Zombie Heads Will Have You Screaming for More
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Faux Body Fluid Candy
Faux Body Fluid Candy
Medical Vials Filled With Flavored 'Blood' and 'Urine'
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Gross Smoker Sweets
Gross Smoker Sweets
The Edible Ashtray and Cigarette Butts Protest V-Day Desserts
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Gum-Flavored Hot Dogs
Gum-Flavored Hot Dogs
Bubble Gum Cocktail Wienies Are Gross Gag Gifts
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Fried Pork Gelatin
Fried Pork Gelatin
The Unusual Flavoring of Bacon Jello Requires an Acquired Taste
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Creepy Hyperrealistic Desserts
Creepy Hyperrealistic Desserts
Chocolate Baby Heads by Conjurer's Kitchen are Roughly Newborn-Size
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Spooky Candy Dispensing Devices
Spooky Candy Dispensing Devices
The Zombie Head Gumball Machine Will Give You Treats & Nightmares
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Edible Insect Sushi
Edible Insect Sushi
Ento Uses Creative Branding to Encourage Eating Creepy Crawlers
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Gruesome Edible Eyeballs
Gruesome Edible Eyeballs
The Bloodshot Chocolate Eyeballs are the Perfect Sweets for Any Party
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Dazzling Nocturnal Cakes
Dazzling Nocturnal Cakes
Improve Your Haunting Holiday with These Itty-Bitty Bat Cupcakes
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Giant Cerebral Fruit Desserts
Giant Cerebral Fruit Desserts
The Watermelon Brain is a Healthy Snack Alternative for Halloween
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Creepy Crawly Baked Goods
Creepy Crawly Baked Goods
The Spider Cupcake Decorating Kit Makes the Best Halloween Cupcakes
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Cerebral Cupcakes
Cerebral Cupcakes
The Bloody Zombie Brains Cupcakes are Spooky
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Deceiving Carnivorous Cakes
Deceiving Carnivorous Cakes
The Raw Turkey Cake is a Treat That Won't Give you Food Poisoning
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Realistic Reptilian Desserts
Realistic Reptilian Desserts
The Snake Cake by North Star Cakes is Terrifyingly Delicious
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Disgusting Deliciousness
Disgusting Deliciousness
Goulish Halloween Snacks
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Confined Cranium Cakes
Confined Cranium Cakes
These Brains in a Jar Cupcakes are Terrifyingly Delicious
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