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From Baby Head Cakes to Urine Sample Treats

 - Feb 12, 2013
Valentine's desserts are normally tasty confections that are meant to add a little bit of romance and maybe possess aphrodisiac qualities. Unfortunately, and also hilariously, some people do not possess the ability to differentiate appropriate desserts with the highly unromantic kind.

Unromantic desserts come in the form of unappealing-looking and thoughtless designs. Valentine's Day is all about setting the mood -- trying to feed your date dentures made out of candy just isn't going to cut it Romeo.

If your dessert idea is gum-flavored hot dogs, a presidential cake or an eyeball lollipop, perhaps you are doing it wrong. Valentine's desserts should have flower shapes, hearts (not anatomical ones) and passionate quotes written in chocolate sauce. Once this love day has concluded, please feel free to ingest as many cat coughball candies as you would like.