32 Unnecessarily Naughty Products

These Innovations Prove Sex Can Sell Anything

— April 16, 2009 — Naughty
This collection of sexualized non-sexual objects proves that product designers really will have a shot at using sex to sell pretty much anything.

From naughty kitchen utensils designed to resemble sex toys to sperm-shaped soaps and breast-shaped desserts, it seems that no non-sexual object is safe from being unnecessarily sexed up by product developers hoping to cash in on the fact that sex sells.

Implications - **Capitalizing on on "non-rational" impulses seems challenging -- after all, the impulses aren't rational. Take another swing at this one and focus more on the sexualization of everyday products and why this trend is now increasing.

Sex is a strong consumer motivator and can be leveraged in unorthodox areas to drive sales. Consumers will spend money on sexualized objects as a result of non-rational impulses. Marketers should key-in on other non-rational impulses which can drive sales and a stronger motivator than rational impulses.
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Intimate Boinkometers
Intimate Boinkometers
Counter Gauges Your Boinks Per Minute
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Kinky PC Case
Kinky PC Case
French Maid Skirt PC Case
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30
Naughty Hangers
Naughty Hangers
Fifi & Fafa Wall Hangers
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29
Sexy Joke Soap
Sexy Joke Soap
Sperm on a Rope
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Sexist Sound Systems
Sexist Sound Systems
Misogynistic Mannequin Stereo Objectifies the Female Form
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Fake Makeup Massagers
Fake Makeup Massagers
Touch-Up
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Naughty Cameo Jewelery
Naughty Cameo Jewelery
Jennifer Kellogg Sexes Up Traditional Trinkets
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25
Naughty Juicer Reinventions
Naughty Juicer Reinventions
‘Juicy Phallus'
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24
Naughty Retro Gaming Gadgets
Naughty Retro Gaming Gadgets
The JoyDick Puts the Phallic Fun in Funky Game Controllers
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23
Quirky USB Drives
Quirky USB Drives
Sperm-Shaped Storage
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22
Genital-inspired Dinnerware
Genital-inspired Dinnerware
Pubic Hair Plate Will Help Curb Your Cravings
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Energy Drinks That Come With Condoms
Energy Drinks That Come With Condoms
The Billy Boy
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Naughty Desserts
Naughty Desserts
Breast-Shaped Puddings
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Naughty Shower Accessories
Naughty Shower Accessories
Boob Flannel Wash Cloth
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Surreptitious Naughty Lights
Surreptitious Naughty Lights
Color-Changing ‘Bedside Lamp' Base Hides an Adult Toy
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Naughty Speakerphones
Naughty Speakerphones
iBoobs Fuse Comfort of a Woman With Melodic Relaxation
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Breast-Inspired Bowls
Breast-Inspired Bowls
Claudia Schiffer's Body Inspires Lagerfeld for Dom Perignon
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15
Pole Dancer Alarm Clocks
Pole Dancer Alarm Clocks
Wake Me Up Before You Strip
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14
Female Form Furniture
Female Form Furniture
"Her" Chair by Fabio Novembre
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Anatomically Correct Stationery
Anatomically Correct Stationery
Vagina Note Cards
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Female Form Furniture
Female Form Furniture
The Anthropomorphic Chair
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Naughty Matryoshkas
Naughty Matryoshkas
Stripping + Nude Matryoshka
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Sperm Wallpaper
Sperm Wallpaper
Biology Inspired Art by Nina Levett
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Plant-Inspired Naughty Toys
Plant-Inspired Naughty Toys
The 'Aloe'
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8
Adult Cookie Jars
Adult Cookie Jars
Jonathan Adler Makes Pottery Sexy With His Uniquely Naughty Designs
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Shocking Accessories
Shocking Accessories
Suggestive Fuzzy Coin Purse (NSFW?)
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Rude Kitchenware
Rude Kitchenware
China Vagina
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Sex Toys As Furniture
Sex Toys As Furniture
Matteo Cibic's Objects of Pleasure Include Furnishings and Jewelery
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Naughty Block Toys
Naughty Block Toys
Explicit Lego Fun For Adults
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Naughty Stained Glass
Naughty Stained Glass
Eroti-Glass ‘They Call Me Wilson' Art Is Clearly Sexy
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Naughty Kitchen Utensils
Naughty Kitchen Utensils
XXXitchen Range Feeds Adult Fantasies
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Naughty Jewelry
Naughty Jewelry
Provocative Pendants and Risque Rings
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