19 Gloriously Geeky Soaps

From Weaponized Gamer Suds to Biological Cleansing Bars

— March 2, 2012 — Tech
Feast your four eyes on these gloriously geeky soaps. These iconically shaped beauty bars will have you nerding out like there is no tomorrow. Full of witty references that any geek worth their salt would go for, these dorktastic cleansers would be right at home in any gamer's shower stall.

From iPhone-shaped bars of soap to Game Boy scrubbers, these gloriously geeky soaps will make you smile every time you use them. Enough to make any gamer peel themselves off the couch to spend a little extra time in the shower, these dorky soaps are hard to resist. Scrub yourself down with your favorite ninja turtle or get R2D2 to lend a hand -- with these geeky soaps by your side, you'll be rubbing shoulders with all your favorite characters after every trip to the gym.

Fun, nerdy and squeaky clean, these gloriously geeky soaps give you ample opportunity to nerd out while you scrub the dirt out.
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Sci-Fi Shower Scrubbers
Sci-Fi Shower Scrubbers
R2-D2 Soap by 'BlackWyrmDesigns' is the Droid You Were Looking for
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Soda-Scented Gamer Soaps
Soda-Scented Gamer Soaps
The Halo Spartan Soap Bars are Awesomely Geeky
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Anthropological Body Cleansers
Anthropological Body Cleansers
Dinosoap by 25togo Offers a Fun Fossil Excavation Adventure
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Trusty Gadget Cleansers
Trusty Gadget Cleansers
The Droid Soap Bar Beats Any Technology in Staying Clean
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15
Sudsy Smartphone Scrubbers
Sudsy Smartphone Scrubbers
The Two Eggplants Electronic Soaps are Shower-Friendly Cells
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Photographic Skin-Cleaners
Photographic Skin-Cleaners
The Camera Soap Bar Keeps Shutterbugs Clean
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Cartoonish Hand Soaps
Cartoonish Hand Soaps
Ninja Turtle Guest Soap is Perfect for Cleaning Your Hands After Pizza
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Nerdtastic Soaps
Nerdtastic Soaps
Reddit Soap is for the Hygienic Geek
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Geeky Hygiene Products
Geeky Hygiene Products
ICQ Toothpaste & Gmail Soap
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10
Bacteria Bath Products
Bacteria Bath Products
Petri Dish Soap is an Ironic Way to Stay Clean
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Weaponized Gamer Suds
Weaponized Gamer Suds
The Duck Hunt Soap Gun is for Dirty Nintendo Fans
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BIological Cleansing Bars
BIological Cleansing Bars
Red Blood Cell Soaps Nurse Your Cleanliness Back to Healthy Conditions
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Nostalgic Gamer Suds
Nostalgic Gamer Suds
The 'Game Boy' Soap Looks Exactly Like The Real Thing
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Cult Cartoon Bath Products
Cult Cartoon Bath Products
The Pokemon Soap is a Geeky Way to Stay Clean
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Geeky Hygiene Products
Geeky Hygiene Products
Artisanal iPhone Soap To Suds Up Serious Apple Addicts
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Soap for Gamers
Soap for Gamers
Geeky Blocks of Tetris Soap Make Bathtime a Blast
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Geeky Soap
Geeky Soap
PC Mouse Soap
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Gamer Soda Soaps
Gamer Soda Soaps
The Mountain Dew Scented NES Soap is the Worst/Best Thing Ever
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Creative Geek Cleaners
Creative Geek Cleaners
Digitalsoaps' Video Game Controller Soaps Won't Wash off Your Halo Tattoo
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