Yahoo Health has ranked the "7 Worst Pizzas in America," and what better way to celebrate unpalatable pan-baked dishes than to gather some of the worst displays of culinary calamities we've seen in pizza form?
Unconventional toppings like glitter, frogs' legs and locusts can be found on some of these repulsive pizzas, while in other cases, the beloved Italian dish is sold in the form of dog treats or "just add water" alternatives.
16 Bilious Flatbreads
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Fast Food Pizza Toppings
The American Pizza Uses Hamburgers and Fries as Delicious Toppings
15
Marijuana Restaurants
Ganja Gourmet, Where You Never Want to Stop Eating
14
Pizza Box Comes With Condom
Domino's Designer "Night box"
13
Pizza Vending Machines
The Wonderpizza of Italy Kiosk
12
Ugly Pizza
Difficult Branding?
11
Pizza for Dogs
Heaven Scent
10
Eating Broken Glass
Mebucaine: When Swallowing Hurts
9
Canned Sandwiches
Candwich Serves Up PB & J in a Super Convenient Way
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Science Of Bad Pizza Toppings
The Onion Research Project
7
Locust Pizza Topping
Locust Pizzas are Becoming Popular in Australia
6
King-Sized Pizza Burgers
The New York Pizza Burger is a Gut-Busting Tribute to the Big Apple
5
Pizza Vending
The ‘Let's Pizza' Machine Makes Dough and All in Just 3 Mins
4
Instant Pizza
Natural High Pizza Toppings Add Alternative Meals to Camper Diets
3
Patriotic Pizza
Bizarre Stars & Stripes Tributes
2
Frog Leg Pizza
The Controversial ‘Hopper' Pie
1
Car-Made Cuisine
The Porta-Pizza Oven Lets You Eat on the Road
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Baked Pizza Puffs
Trader Joe's Baked Pizza Flavored Pillow Crisps Offer a New Way to Enjoy Pizza
Tangy Dill Pickle Pizzas
&Pizza Has a New Pickle-Topped Pizza Called the Dickle
Spicy-Sweet Breakup Pizzas
Pizza Hut's Goodbye Pies Help to Take the Sting Out of Splitting Up
Celebratory Pepperoni Pizzas
The '73 Classic Pizza Features 73 Pieces of Pepperoni on Top
Fudgy Cherry-Flavored Brownies
Pizza Hut Australia is Offering a New Cherry Red Velvet Brownie
Cry-Inducing Onion Pizzas
The DiGiorno Cry Pie Was Created to Be an Emotional Crutch
Peculiar Corn-Crusted Pizzas
Little Caesars Corncob Crust Pizza Comes with Two-Liters of Butter
Cheesy Volcano-Inspired Pizzas
The Domino's Japan Cheese Volcano Pizza is Filled with Cheesy Lava
Hot Honey-Drizzled Pizzas
Hungry Howie's New Bee Sting Pizza Pairs Sweet and Spicy Ingredients
Better-For-You Pizza Doughs
Yough's Healthy Pizza Dough is Made with Only Two Ingredients
Puff Pastry Pizza Snacks
The Little Caesars Crazy Puffs Come in Two Varieties
Appetizer-Inspired Pizza Ranges
The MOD Pizza Tailgate Trio Pizzas are Perfect for Game Day
Seven-Layer Taco Pizzas
Taco John's Taco Pizza Shares Classic Taco Toppings by the Slice
Pickle-Topped Ranch Pizzas
Pizza Hut Introduces the 'Pickle Pizza' at a Special Location in NYC
Extra-Long Topping-Packed Pizzas
Little Caesars Pizza!Pizza! By The Yard is Party-Ready
Upside-Down Pastries
This Viral TikTok Recipe Layers Honey, Fruits or Veggies and Cheese
Indian Cuisine-Inspired Pizza Menus
The Papa Johns Tandoori Menu is Launching in the UK
Revamped Pizzeria Menus
Pieology Pizzeria Updated its Menu with the Help of Vito Iacopelli
Divisive Herb Pizzas
Pizza Hut Japan Created an Over-the-Top Cilantro Pizza for Gen Z
Burrito-Like Pizza Wraps
Marco's Pizza Showcases the Handheld Pizzoli Menu Item
Chicken Feet-Topped Pizzas
Pizza Hut Tiawan Has Released 'Da Ghost Pizza' Ahead of Halloween
Cartoon-Inspired Pasta Pizzas
Pizza Hut Australia is Serving Up New Garfield-Inspired Pasta Pizzas
Bar Snack Pizzas
The Tombstone Bar Snacks Pizza Shares a Sampling of Favorite Late-Night Eats
Restaurant-Inspired Frozen Pizzas
The Latest DiGiorno Pizzas Come in Two Ranges
Beer-Infused Pizza Sauces
Home Run Inn Partnered with Wrigley Field on a Beer Pizza
Expansive Cauliflower Pizza Products
These New Caulipower Products are Arriving This Month
Viral Croissant Cubes
Kozak Ukrainian Eatery Serves Shapely Pastries
Pizza-Focused Climate Campaigns
Pizza Futures Explores the Impact of Climate Change on Pizza
Dippable Topping-Rich Pizzas
Little Caesars is Testing a Deep Dish Pizza Paired with Dips
Miniature Frozen Calzones
Urban Pie Mini Calzones Come in Four Delicious Flavors
Tavern-Style Frozen Pizzas
TOMBSTONE Pizza's New Tavern-style Pizza Has Dropped
Dippable Pretzel Pizza Rolls
Cheesy Pizza Pretzel Bites Have Arrived at Pretzelmaker
Chef-Backed Pasta Pizza Kits
Blue Apron Debuts Limited-Edition "Pasta Pizza" Kit
Garlicky Better-for-You Flatbreads
The New Nature’s Own Perfectly Crafted Flatbreads are Non-GMO
Celebratory Moon Viewing Pizzas
Pizza Hut Tsukimi Huts Melts Come in Two Varieties
Pizza-Themed Arcade Games
Mike’s Hot Honey Launched an 80s-Inspired Game Called Slice Hunter
Bug Repellent Pizzas
Pizza Pizza's Buzz Off Pizza Features Ingredients to Ward Off Mosquitoes
Japanese Cuisine Frozen Pizzas
Chicago Town Deep Dish Katsu Chicken is Loaded with Toppings
Cheesy Calzone Bites
Papa Johns is Launching New Cheesy Calzone Papa Bites
Wood Oven-Cooked Pizzas
Trader Joe's Spicy Meat Pizza Brings the Heat
Cheesy Pickle Pizzas
Domino’s Japan Has Just Unveiled a Tangy New Pickle Pizza
Spicy Virtual Restaurants
The Hot Ones Pop-Up Restaurant Puts Taste Buds to the Test
Macabre Bloody Blackened Pizzas
The Domino's Japan Blood Halloween Pizza Has the Devil's Crust
Crispy Handcrafted Pizza Crusts
The Pizza Hut Handcrafted Crust Has a Light, Airy Texture
Creamy Pickle-Topped Pizzas
The Domino's Pickles Pizza is Available at Locations in Japan
Potato Tot-Covered Pizzas
Cicis Pizza Tots N’ Bacon Pizza Comes in Three Sizes
Baked Coffee Shop Pizzas
Tim Horton's is Launching Flatbread Pizzas Across Canada
Honey Mustard BBQ Pizzas
The Yardbird Pizza is the Latest Offering from Buddy's Pizza
Allergy-Friendly Pizza Menus
These New Allergy-friendly Menus Cater to Dietary Restrictions
Sicilian Deep Dish Pizzas
Little Caesars Has Begun Testing a New Sicilian-Style Pizza
Deep Dish Honeyed Pizzas
The New Lou's x Mike's Hot Honey Pizza is Sweet and Spicy
Spicy Honey-Drizzled Pizzas
Pizza Factory is Bringing the Heat with Its New Hot Honey Pizza
Indulgent 15-Topping Pizzas
Domino's Australia The Lot Pizza is Packed with Meat, Cheese and More
Japaleño Popper Pizzas
Mama Cozzi's Jalapeno Popper Pizza Shares Bold, Craveable Flavors
Savoy Pumpkin Pizzas
Dewey's Pizza Created a Smashing Pumpkin Pizza for Psl Season
Pineapple-Packed Pizza Puffs
The Little Caesars Hula Hawaiian Crazy Puffs are Convenient
Stromboli-Inspired Pizza Snacks
Marco’s Pizza Pizzoli Comes in Four Flavor Options
Meaty Banana Pepper Pizzas
Round Table Pizza Has Just Unveiled Its New Excalibur’s Epic Pizza
Philly-Style Pretzel Pizzas
Philly Pretzel Factory Just Launched the New Pretzel Pizza
Pizza Craving Campaigns
Domino's Pizza and WorkInProgress Launch the Emergency Pizza Campaign
Pizza Bagel Cocktails
Saved by the Bellini by John deBary Shares a Bloody Mary with a Twist
Artisan-Quality Fermented Foods
These Cleveland Kitchen Products are Arriving at Publix
Accessible Artisan Frozen Pizzas
Doughboys Pizza is Launching a Range of Products at Ocado
Heat-and-Eat Pizza Bowls
Banquet MEGA Crustless Pizzas are Cheesy, Saucy and Loaded with Toppings
Festive Square-Shaped Pizzas
Boston Pizza Squarefooter Pizzas Come in Three Varieties
Coffee-Sausage Pizzas
Pizza Hut Japan's "Weiner Coffee Pizza?" Was Inspired by Wordplay
Hot Honey QSR Items
Pizza Hut Debuts the New Hot Honey Menu Items Across Dallas and Cleveland
Topping-Packed Rolled Pizzas
The Pizza Pizza Stromboli Comes in Four Varieties
Hot Sauce-Filled Pizza Crusts
Schlotzsky’s New Spicy Chicken and Bacon Pizza Brings the Heat
Sirloin-Topped Pizza Items
Pizza Hut Unveils the New Steak-Covered Pizza and Melt Offerings
Grotesque Halloween Pizzas
Aoki’s Pizza's Zombino of Hell is a Haunting, Spicy Pizza
Collaboration QSR Pizza Bagels
The Pizza Hut Big New Yorker Pizza Bagel Was Made with Yeastie Boys
Spicy Pizzeria Poutines
The Pizza Pizza Buffalo Popcorn Chicken Poutine is Perfectly Piquant
Extra Spicy Honeyed Pizzas
Grimaldi's Pizzeria Has a New Exxtra Pepperoni & Hot Honey Pizza
Organic Roasted Vegetable Pizzas
Trader Joe's Organic Roasted Vegetable Pizza is Sold Frozen
Garlic Butter Stuffed Crusts
Little Caesars is Launching New Stuffed Crazy Crust Pizza
Virtual Pizza Restaurants
Pizza Piatta Makes Modern Italian Flatbread Pizza Fresh & Convenient
Pizza-Inspired Fried Chicken
The KFC Chizza is Launching at Locations in the US
Chicken Nugget-Topped Pizzas
Little Caesars is Selling Four Types of Crispy Chicken Pizza
Functional Pizza-Flavored Almonds
ṉtidote Pizzalmonds Offer a Healthier Take on NYC Pizza
Authentic Gluten-Free Pizzas
The Crosta & Mollica Gluten-Free Margherita Pizza is Premium
Seafood Pasta-Inspired Pizzas
Riko's Pizza Just Unveiled Its New Clam Fra Diavolo Pie
Spicy Honeyed Chicken Wings
Pizza Hut Has New Hot Honey Pizza & Hot Honey Wings
Convenience Store Pizza Brands
Wawa Pizza Has Just Launched at More Than 900 Locations
Middle Eastern Cuisine-Inspired Wraps
These New Subway Wraps are Made with Lavash-Style Flatbread
Bold Gorgonzola-Topped Pizzas
California Pizza Kitchen is Serving Up a New Black & Bleu Pizza
Multi-Topping Pizza Sticks
Little Caesars is Kicking Off 2024 with Three Slices-n-stix Pizzas
Thick Detroit-Style Frozen Pizzas
DiGiorno Detroit Style Pizzas Offer a Takeout-Inspired Flavor
Pizza-Themed Baked Pastas
Fazoli’s is Rolling Out New Supreme Pizza Baked Pasta This Fall
Tavern-Honoring Frozen Pizzas
Tombstone Tavern-Style Pizza Comes in Two Flavors
Spicy Jalapeno-Topped Pizzas
Taco Bell Debuts a New Cheesy Jalapeño Mexican Pizza Across the U.S.
Tearable Garlic Breads
Pizza Hut's New Cheesy Garlic Tearer is a Delicious Sharable Dish
Value-Conscious Frozen Pizzas
The DiGiorno Classic Crust Pizza Comes in Four Options
Protein-Packed Flatbread Entrees
Schlotzsky’s Just Added a New Chicken Club Flatbread
Customer-Driven Pizza Menus
The Pizza Guys Fan Favorites Lineup Has Four Options
Divisive Frozen Pizzas
DiGiorno Created a Conversation-Starting Pineapple Pickle Pizza
Stuffed Thin Crust Pizzas
DiGiorno Thin & Crispy Stuffed Crust Pizza is Crunchy with Melty Cheese
Baked Pizza Dough Turnovers
The New Stromboli with Pepperoni & Nonna’s Italian Sausage Has Arrived
Sealed Deep Dish Pizzas
Domino's is Serving Up New American Pie Pizzas Over in Indonesia
Fried Pickle-Based Wedges
Boston Pizza is Serving Up New Deep Fried Pickle Wedges
Herby Cilantro-Topped Pizzas
Pizza Hut Japan Has Created the Unorthodox Too Much Cilantro Pizza
Gourmet Potato Pizzas
The Patata Rustica Pizza Features Seasoned Potatoes and Bacon
Edge-to-Edge Pepperoni Pizzas
Domino’s Australia Just Debuted a New Pepperoni Deluxe Pizza
Calorie-Conscious Frozen Pizzas
The Goodfella's Light & Crispy Base Pizzas are Stone-Baked
Tangy Sloppy Joe Pizzas
Happy Joe's is Serving Up a New Sloppy Joe Pizza This Spring
Hand-Tossed Frozen Pizzas
The Red Baron Fully Loaded Pizzas Come in Three Varieties
Cheese-Stuffed Pizza Items
Papa John's Debuts its Newest Epic Stuffed Crust Pizza 'Cheesy Calzone'
Collaborative Chicago Pizzas
Portillo’s and Lou Malnati’s Teamed Up on the Italian Beef Deep Dish
Fusion Pizza Pastas
Domino's Pizza Pastas are Going Viral in Australia
Seasoned Cheese-Stuffed Pizzas
Pizza Pizza Stuffed Crust Pizza Boasts Herb Garlic Seasoning
Oversized NYC-Inspired Pizzas
Domino's New York-Style Pizza is Ready to Be Folded
Five-Cheese Stuffed Crusts
Pizza Guys Has Just Launched New Five Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza
Regional Cuisine-Inspired Breads
These New Donatos Cheese Breads Come in Two Options
Garlic Parmesan Pizza Items
Papa Johns Launches the New Garlic-Flavored 'Epic Stuffed Crust' Pizza
Croissant-Inspired Frozen Pizzas
CPK's Croissant Inspired Thin Crust Pizzas Make Elevated Meals
Regional Snake Meat Pizzas
The Pizza Hut Snake Pizza is Only Available in Hong Kong
Flexible Roti Flatbread Products
Geeta's Roti Flatbreads Offer an Authentic Flavor
Patriotic Cheese Bread Promotions
Pieology is Marking the July 4th with New Cheese Bread Offerings
Herb-Encrusted Pizza Crusts
Hunt Brothers are Serving Up a New Italian Trio Pizza
Italy-Inspired Restaurant Menus
The Boston Pizza Perfecto Menu Features Seven Options
Hot Dog-Inspired Pizzas
Sarpino’s New Chicago Hot Dog Pizza is an Ode to the Windy City
Sweet Nutella-Topped Pizzas
Pieology Launches the New Dessert Pizza with Nutella Sauce
Festive Holiday Dinner Pizzas
The Country Choice Christmas Pizza is Topped with All the Fixings
Cold Weather Pizzeria Dishes
These New Round Table Pizza Menu Items are Perfect for Winter
Comforting Hangover-Helping Menus
Domino's Just Debuted a New Hangover Menu in the Netherlands
Fruit-Topped Sugar Cookies
Crumbl's New Fruit Pizza Cookie Delivers a Dose of Nostalgia
Sweetly Spiced Pizzeria Products
The Pizza Hut Hot Honey Pizza and Wings are Available Now
Beef Chili-Based Pizzas
The Cincy Pizza is Made with Cincinnati’s Own Skyline Chili as a Base
Lunch Meat-Topped Pizzas
Mazzio's Created a New Spam-a-Lulu Pizza for the Tulsa State Fair
NY-Exclusive Pizza Combos
Little Caesars Introduces the New Detroit-Style Slices-n-Stix Pizza
Customizable Calzone Promotions
The Pieology Craft Your Own Calzone Comes with Up to Five Toppings
Meaty Flavored Crust Pizzas
The Little Caesars 5 Meat Easy Crazy Crust Pizza is Indulgent
Quartered Multi-Topping Pizzas
Little Caesars is Testing Out a New Four-N-One Pizza
Pizza-Inspired Submarine Sandwiches
Blimpie Pizza Subs Come in Two Varieties
Salted Thin Crust Pizzas
Casey’s is Expanding Its Offerings with a New Thin Crust Pizza
Ranch Dressing-Drizzled Pizzas
Old Chicago Pizza Has a Brand-New Chicken Bacon Ranch Pizza
Vegan Tandoori Chicken Flatbreads
This Vegan Flatbread Uses Tandoori Mayonnaise & Mango Chutney
Seasonal Spinach-Topped Pizzas
The Spring Special is Made with Flavorful Fresh Veggies
Pizza-Inspired Tofu Quiches
This Margherita Pizza-Style Quiche is Made for Sharing
Seasonal Sharp Cheddar Pizzas
Your Pie Created the Bacon and Cheddar Pizza for the Winter Season