Yahoo Health has ranked the "7 Worst Pizzas in America," and what better way to celebrate unpalatable pan-baked dishes than to gather some of the worst displays of culinary calamities we've seen in pizza form?
Unconventional toppings like glitter, frogs' legs and locusts can be found on some of these repulsive pizzas, while in other cases, the beloved Italian dish is sold in the form of dog treats or "just add water" alternatives.
16 Bilious Flatbreads
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Fast Food Pizza Toppings
The American Pizza Uses Hamburgers and Fries as Delicious Toppings
15
Marijuana Restaurants
Ganja Gourmet, Where You Never Want to Stop Eating
14
Pizza Box Comes With Condom
Domino's Designer "Night box"
13
Pizza Vending Machines
The Wonderpizza of Italy Kiosk
12
Ugly Pizza
Difficult Branding?
11
Pizza for Dogs
Heaven Scent
10
Eating Broken Glass
Mebucaine: When Swallowing Hurts
9
Canned Sandwiches
Candwich Serves Up PB & J in a Super Convenient Way
8
Science Of Bad Pizza Toppings
The Onion Research Project
7
Locust Pizza Topping
Locust Pizzas are Becoming Popular in Australia
6
King-Sized Pizza Burgers
The New York Pizza Burger is a Gut-Busting Tribute to the Big Apple
5
Pizza Vending
The ‘Let's Pizza' Machine Makes Dough and All in Just 3 Mins
4
Instant Pizza
Natural High Pizza Toppings Add Alternative Meals to Camper Diets
3
Patriotic Pizza
Bizarre Stars & Stripes Tributes
2
Frog Leg Pizza
The Controversial ‘Hopper' Pie
1
Car-Made Cuisine
The Porta-Pizza Oven Lets You Eat on the Road
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The Pizza Hut My Haunt Box Comes with a Personal Fang Pizza
Hong Kong Pizza Popups
'Pop Up Pizza Hut' Pops Up on Rivals' Doorsteps During Lunch Hour
Halloween-Inspired Pizza Menus
Pizza Hut Taiwan Introduces New Spooky Menu Items
Personal Pizza Restaurants
The Personal Pan Pizza Hut Shares Perfectly Portioned Pizza for One
Pizza Jewelry Collabs
Wanderlust + Co X Rubirosa Serve Up Style with Pizza-Fueled Jewelry
Spooky Squid Ink Pizzas
Pizza Hut Japan's New Landmine Pizza Features Black Truffle Squid Ink
Pizza-Flavored Cinnamon Cereals
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Pizza Flavor Tastes Like Totino’s
Frozen Wood-Fired Pizzas
DiGiorno Wood Fired Style Crust Pizza Comes in Four Flavors
Pizza-Flavored Gravies
Boston Pizza Launches Pizza Gravy to Combat Holiday Food Fatigue
Pizza Dough-Inspired Stress Balls
Papa Johns Dough Stress Balls are Limited to 150 Examples
Wedding Pizza Promotions
Pizza Hut Offers a 3-Tiered Pizza Cake for Newlyweds to Enjoy at Weddings
Weight-Loss-Focused Pizza Deliveries
Vital Pursuit Launches a GLP-1-Friendly Pizza
Vertical Pizza Boxes
Pizza Hut UK Paraded a First-of-Its-Kind Pizza Box on the Streets of London
Villain-Esque Pizza Menus
Pizza Hut Presents a Special Venom: The Last Dance Menu
Hot Dog-Stuffed Crusts
Pizza Hut Canada is Offering a New Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza
Savory Skillet Cookies
The Sweet Heat Pepperoni Pizookie is Only Available on April Fool's Day
Mini Pizza Pop-Up Venues
Pizza Hut Opens a Tiny Pizza Pop-Up for its Personal Pan Pizza
Sourdough Pizza Pop-Ups
Michelin Hexagon Chef x Tony's Present Unconventional Flavors
Hand-Crafted Personal Pizzas
Pizza Hut's New Crafted Flatzz Come in Five Artisanal Flavors
Chili Cheese Pizza Crusts
Hungry Howie’s is Adding a New Chili Cheese Crust Option
Dedicated Pizza Crust-Focused Platforms
Pizza Hut Launched the Hut Crust Platform
Over-the-Top Skillet Cookies
The Monster Pizookie is Available in Individual & Shareable Sizes
Football-Themed Pizza Meal Deals
The Pizza Hut Ultimate Hut Bundle is Ready for the Super Bowl
Delicate Pastry-Inspired Pizzas
The Papa Johns Croissant Pizza is Buttery and Indulgent
Fan-Powered Reality Competitions
Little Caesars' Pretzel Crust Island Engages YouTube Viewers
Crispy Bacon Pizza Crusts
Little Caesars Bacon Crust Pizza Comes in Two Options
Korean-Themed Pizza Menus
Pizza Maru Delights Toronto Residents with Korean-Inspired Pizzas
Flavorful Fakeaway Frozen Pizzas
Goodfella's New York-Style Frozen Pizza Range is Extra-Tasty
Fresh Dog-Friendly Pizzas
Pizzana and JustFoodForDogs Launched the Pup Pizza
Frozen Korean Cuisine Pizzas
Mama Cozzi's Pizza Kitchen Korean Bulgogi Pizza is an ALDI Exclusive
Halloween-Themed Candy Pizzas
The Pizza Inn Sandworm Pizzert Has a Gruesome Greenish Hue
Crispy Pickle-Topped Pizzas
The California Pizza Kitchen Dill Pickle Pizza is Arriving at Target
Two-Ingredient Crust Frozen Pizzas
Yough! Pizza Debuted a New and Improved Recipe
Pizza-Inspired Skincare Sets
Glow Hub’s Pizza My Glow Shares Brightening Solutions in a Fun Box
Parbaked Food Service Pizzas
Arrezzio Debuts its Imperial Gluten Free Parbaked Pizza Crusts
Bacon-Packed Pizza Bites
Little Caesars Bacon & Cheese Crazy Puffs are Arriving Now
Potato-Powered Pizza Crusts
Tombstone's French Fry Style Crust Pizza Combines Comfort Foods
Springtime Dessert Pizzas
Pizza Inn's Peeps Pizzert is Topped with Classic Marshmallow Chicks
Indulgent Korean Pizzas
Mr. Pizza's 'Special Quattro' Features Four Premium Pizzas in One
Sandwich-Inspired Pizzas
Papa Johns' Cheesy Pizzas Were Designed Around the UK's Love of Cheese
Saucy Chicken Pizzas
BuffaLou Chicken Pizza at Lou Malnati's Pizzeria Features Fresh-Made Sauce
Grab-and-Go Pizza Sticks
The NEWYORK PERFECT CHEESE Perfect Pizza is Crunchy, Cheesy & Easy to Eat
Ranch-Topped Pickle Pizzas
The Pickle Pizza at Stoner's Pizza Joint is Savory, Salty and Sweet
Mini Plant-Based Pizzas
Blackbirdie Pizza Minis Quickly Satisfy Cravings for Small Portions
Italian-Inspired Private Label Pizzas
Wegmans Amore Roman-Style Frozen Pizzas Come in Four Options
Restaurant-Quality Prepackaged Pizzas
Crosta Mollica Pizzas Debuted in Four New Options
Superhero-Inspired Pizza Offerings
Little Caesars Launches Reward Challenge for The Fantastic Four
Crispy Caramelized Pan Pizzas
Papa Johns Pan Pizza Has Been Reimagined by the Brand
Rustic Farm-Inspired Pizzas
&pizza The Farmer's Other Daughter Builds on a Classic
Ranch-Flavored Frozen Pizzas
DiGiorno and Hidden Valley Ranch Elevate Pizza and Ranch Pairings
Cereal-Inspired Pizzeria Treats
&pizza Fruity Crispy Little Dippers are Sweet Yet Airy
Pizza-Inspired Salad Kits
Trader Joe's New Pizza Ranch Salad Kit is Extra Flavorful
Takeout-Inspired Frozen Pizzas
The Craft Pizza Range Includes Six Products on Three Bases
Hot Honey Pizza Dips
Fresh Cravings' Hot Honey Pepperoni Pizza Dip Captures a Viral Pairing
Pepperoni-Flavored Caviar
Pizza Hut's Pizza Caviar Shares a Favorite Savory Flavor in a New Form
Takeaway-Inspired Snacks
Wall's Pastry Launches Takeaway Pockets to Appeal to Younger Shoppers
Frog-Topped QSR Pizzas
Pizza Hut China Releases the 'Goblin Pizza' Featuring a Deep-Fried Frog
Mainstream Artisan-Inspired Pizzas
Little Caesars Artisan-Style Pizzas Come in Three Varieties
Seasonal Pumpkin Pesto Pizzas
Emmy Squared Pizza Has a New Gourde Vibes Only Pizza for the Fall
Premium Frozen Pizza Products
Totino’s Ultimate Pizza Comes in Three Flavor Options
Region-Specific Pizza Campaigns
Emmy Squared Pizza Launches Regionally Inspired Pizzas in the US
Brisket Burnt Ends Pizzas
California Pizza Kitchen Just Added a New Burnt Ends BBQ Pizza
Cheesesteak-Inspired Pizza Bites
Little Caesars Cheesesteak Menu Items Come in Two Options
Fine-Dining Pizza Events
The Pizza Hut Supper Club Let Quality Ingredients Speak for Themselves
Limited-Time Collaborative Menus
Shake Shack Collaborated with Toronto's Pizzeria Badiali
Limited-Time Asian BBQ Pizzas
Happy's Pizza Launches an Asian BBQ Menu
Pizza Rental Pop-Ups
Daiya's Crustbuster Invited Visitors to Sample Dairy-Free Flavors
Expansive Hot Honey Menus
Mr Gatti's Pizza New Hot Honey Trio is Now Available
Co-Branded Pickle Pizzas
Home Chef Launched a Limited-Time Pickle Pizza with Grillo's Pickles
Four-in-One Promotional Pizzas
The Little Caesars Fantastic Four-N-One Pizza is Available Now
Hearty Fried Chicken Pizzas
The Pizza Hut Crispy Chicken Pizzas Come in Two Varieties
Meat-Free Mediterranean Pizzas
Milton's Mediterranean Cauliflower Crust Pizza is Target-Exclusive
Hybrid Burger-Inspired Pizzas
The Pizza Hut Cheeseburger Pizza Was Created with Big Zuu
Ready-to-Bake Frozen Desserts
These Chicago Town Desserts Come in Two Options
Authentic Pizzeria Pop-Ups
Crosta Mollica's Il Leopardo Discourages Toppings Like Pineapple
Spicy Chicken Flatbread Pizzas
Tim Hortons is Adding a New Spicy Rosé Flatbread Pizza
Garlicky Pepperoni-Packed Pizzas
The Little Caesars Double Pepperoni Crazy Crust Pizza is Tasty
Savory-Sweet Waffle Pizzas
Hungry Howie's Has a New Chicken and Waffles Pizza for the Holidays
Viral Pizza Bagels
LA's Calic Bagels Specializes in Savory Stuffed Bagels Beloved by Locals
Artisan Ready-to-Cook Pizza Products
The east PIZZAS Retail Pizza Range Has Many Options
Deep Dish Honey Pizzas
The Lou’s X Mike’s Hot Honey Deep Dish Pizza Boasts a Sweet Heat
Satisfying Meat-Free Pizza Menus
Toppers Pizza Vegan Pizzas Come in Four Varieties
Buttery Seasoning-Topped Doughs
Domino's Debuts the Bread Bites in Two Freshly Seasoned Flavors
Topping-Loaded Pizza Launches
Pizza Hut Showcases Four New Pizzas Called 'Hut Lover's'
Bake-at-Home Artisan Crusts
Etalia Foods Makes Pizzeria-Grade Dough in a Convenient Frozen Format
Decadent Pizza Recipes
&pizza Has Announced the Return of the Farmer’s Daughter Pizza
Holiday-Ready Burger-Inspired Pizzas
Toppers Cheeseburger Pizza Has a Tangy Burger Sauce and More
Artisan-Quality Pizza Brand Desserts
These New Marco's Pizza Menu Items are Sweet and Savory
Takeout-Inspired Private Label Pizzas
These New Food Lion Frozen Pizzas Come in Nine Varieties
Miniature Plant-Based Pizzas
One Planet Pizza Pizzettas Come in Two Flavors
Pizza-Inspired Snack Crackers
These New Cheez-It Crackers Come in Two Varieties
Spooky Volcano-Inspired Pizzas
Domino's Japan is Serving Up a New Halloween Volcano Pizza
Spicy Free-From Pizzas
Daiya's Diavola Pizza Delivers Bold, Fiery Flavor Without Dairy or Gluten
Food Journalist Bread Brands
Bittman’s Was Created by Mark Bittman to Change Perceptions of Bread
Garlicky Stuffed Crust Pizzas
Little Caesars' is Offering a Deal on Stuffed Crazy Crust Pepperoni
Meat Pie-Packed Pizzas
The Domino's Meat Pie Crust Pizza is an Australian Exclusive
Ultra-Flavorful Pizza Collaborations
Sbarro XL NY Pizza Partners with Mike’s Hot Honey
Extra-Meaty Pizza Recipes
Round Table Pizza Pepperoni, Grilled Chicken, and Bacon Pizza is Savory
Italian Cuisine Pizza Bites
Crosta Mollica Vesuvio Pizza Bites Come in Two Flavor Options
Crunchy Crust Pan Pizzas
Toppers Pizza Pan Pizza Has Caramelized Wisconsin Cheese on the Edge
Appetizer-Inspired Pickle-Topped Pizzas
Casey's Pickle Wrap Pizza Arrives for National Pickle Day
Nashville Cuisine Pizzas
Dewey's Pizza Nashville Hot Chicken & Waffle Pizza Arrives in August
Appetizer-Inspired Pizza Recipes
Casey's Jalapeño Popper Pizza is Launching for Football Season
Flavorful Italian Toast Crackers
La Panzanella Bruschetta Crackers Come in Three Flavors
Gluten-Free Pizza Bagels
Feel Good Foods' Mini Pizza Bagels Accommodate Dietary Restrictions
Personal-Sized Plant-Based Pizzas
Odd Burger Marks an Expansion of Its Canadian Menu
Elevated Salad Bowls
California Pizza Kitchen Debuted New Entrée Salads Like the Charcuterie Salad
Pizza-Themed Fantasy Football Punishments
RED BARON® & Anthony 'Spice' Adams Team Up
Sour-Spicy Pizza Recipes
The Blaze Pizza Spicy Hot Chicken Pickle Pizza is Packed with Flavor
Spicy Pizza Crusts
The TNT Flavored Crust at Hungry Howie's Spices Up Orders
Artisanal Mini Pizzas
Angelina Bakery Launched Tiny Pizzas in Classically Crafted Varieties
Brussels Sprouts-Topped Pizzas
The &pizza Bacon Brussel Pie is Arriving for a Limited Time Only
Triple-Pepperoni Pizzas
Lou Malnati's Trippple Peppp Pizza Has Three Styles of Pepperoni
Frozen Detroit-Style Pizzas
Rustica Unveils Four New Detroit-Style Pan Pizzas for Grocery Shoppers
Extra-Cheesy Pizzeria Menu Items
These &Pizza Menu Items are Arriving for the Winter
Elevated Pizzeria Bread Twists
Round Table Pizza Bacon & Cheddar Twists are Snacking-Friendly
Cream Cheese-Based Pizzas
Casey’s New Jalapeño Popper Pizza Has Just a Hint of Heat
Everything Bagel Pizza Crusts
Hungry Howie's Debuted a Savory, Crunchy Everything Bagel Crust
Italian Sourdough Pizza Products
The Crosta Mollica Sourdough Pizza Range Has Two New Offerings
Cauliflower Crust Pizzas
Milton’s Pizzas are Flavor-Forward and Convenient
Globally Inspired Cheese Pizzas
Domino's Malaysia's New World Cheese Pizza Has 8 Cheeses on It
Frozen Dill Pickle Pizzas
CAULIPOWER Created Retail's First and Only Frozen Dill Pickle Pizza
Fan-Fueling Pizzas
Casey's Declared Its Breakfast Pizza the "Official Pizza of Noon Kickoffs"
Italian Deli-Inspired Pizzas
Casey's Italian Deli Pizza Has Meaty Flavor with a Zesty Finish
Pull-Apart Pepperoni-Packed Bread Dishes
Marco's Pizza Pepperoni Bread is Cheesy and Meaty
Pizza-Inspired Sandwich Menus
Jimmy John's Toasted Pizza Sandwiches Come in Two Options
Oversized Pizzeria Menu Items
Papa Johns The Grand Papa Pizza is Topped with Deli-Style Pepperoni
Hybrid Pie-Like Pizza Snacks
Wall's Deep Dish Pizza Pies Come in Two Flavors
Chicken Wing-Inspired Menus
Old Chicago is Serving Up a New Wing-Inspired Menu
Chocolate-Stuffed Pizza Crusts
Pizza Inn's New Chocolate Chip Pizzert is a Sweet Dessert Option
Multi-Brownie Dessert Menus
Pita Pit Now Offers Three Signature Killer Brownie Flavors
Delicious Tomato Veggie Pizzas
Blackbird Foods Has Expanded Its Product Offerings With. New Pizza
Craft Pizza Restaurant Flavors
Your Pie Announced its 'Craft Series' of Pizza and Wing Flavors
Bite-Sized Pies
Crumbl Launched a Special Treat Lineup for Thanksgiving
Ultra-Fast Pizza Catering Menus
Toppers Pizza Catering Menu Can Be Ordered 90-Minutes Beforehand
City-Celebrating Sausage Pizzas
Old Chicago Pizza is Serving Up a Chicago Love Pizza This Holiday
American-Themed Pizzeria Dishes
PizzaExpress American Hot Dough Balls are Arriving for the Fall
Spicy Chili Oil Pizzas
Gino's East of Chicago Created the Crackjack Pizza for National Pizza Month
Artisan Triple-Meat Pizzas
Wiseguy Pizza Triple Pepperoni Pizza Has Distinct Tastes and Textures
Spicy Giardiniera-Topped Pizzas
Grimaldi’s Pizzeria Has a New Fire & Spice Menu for the Holidays