Yahoo Health has ranked the "7 Worst Pizzas in America," and what better way to celebrate unpalatable pan-baked dishes than to gather some of the worst displays of culinary calamities we've seen in pizza form?
Unconventional toppings like glitter, frogs' legs and locusts can be found on some of these repulsive pizzas, while in other cases, the beloved Italian dish is sold in the form of dog treats or "just add water" alternatives.
16 Bilious Flatbreads
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Fast Food Pizza Toppings
The American Pizza Uses Hamburgers and Fries as Delicious Toppings
15
Marijuana Restaurants
Ganja Gourmet, Where You Never Want to Stop Eating
14
Pizza Box Comes With Condom
Domino's Designer "Night box"
13
Pizza Vending Machines
The Wonderpizza of Italy Kiosk
12
Ugly Pizza
Difficult Branding?
11
Pizza for Dogs
Heaven Scent
10
Eating Broken Glass
Mebucaine: When Swallowing Hurts
9
Canned Sandwiches
Candwich Serves Up PB & J in a Super Convenient Way
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Science Of Bad Pizza Toppings
The Onion Research Project
7
Locust Pizza Topping
Locust Pizzas are Becoming Popular in Australia
6
King-Sized Pizza Burgers
The New York Pizza Burger is a Gut-Busting Tribute to the Big Apple
5
Pizza Vending
The ‘Let's Pizza' Machine Makes Dough and All in Just 3 Mins
4
Instant Pizza
Natural High Pizza Toppings Add Alternative Meals to Camper Diets
3
Patriotic Pizza
Bizarre Stars & Stripes Tributes
2
Frog Leg Pizza
The Controversial ‘Hopper' Pie
1
Car-Made Cuisine
The Porta-Pizza Oven Lets You Eat on the Road
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Hong Kong Pizza Popups
'Pop Up Pizza Hut' Pops Up on Rivals' Doorsteps During Lunch Hour
Foreign Flavor Pop-Ups
loveholidays' Crisps from Abroad Shared Varieties from Around the World
Pizza-Flavored Sodas
Perfy's Pepperoni Pizza Soda is Made with Tomato Concentrate
Pizza Jewelry Collabs
Wanderlust + Co X Rubirosa Serve Up Style with Pizza-Fueled Jewelry
Pizza-Flavored Cinnamon Cereals
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Pizza Flavor Tastes Like Totino’s
Frozen Wood-Fired Pizzas
DiGiorno Wood Fired Style Crust Pizza Comes in Four Flavors
Delectable Beefy Pizza Combos
Lou Malnati's Pizzeria Debuts the Italian Combo Beef-Za
Pizza-Flavored Gravies
Boston Pizza Launches Pizza Gravy to Combat Holiday Food Fatigue
Pizza Dough-Inspired Stress Balls
Papa Johns Dough Stress Balls are Limited to 150 Examples
Wedding Pizza Promotions
Pizza Hut Offers a 3-Tiered Pizza Cake for Newlyweds to Enjoy at Weddings
Weight-Loss-Focused Pizza Deliveries
Vital Pursuit Launches a GLP-1-Friendly Pizza
Vertical Pizza Boxes
Pizza Hut UK Paraded a First-of-Its-Kind Pizza Box on the Streets of London
Upcycled Bread Pastas
Eat Wasted is Debuting in the United States with Its Pasta Product
Hot Dog-Stuffed Crusts
Pizza Hut Canada is Offering a New Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza
Savory Skillet Cookies
The Sweet Heat Pepperoni Pizookie is Only Available on April Fool's Day
Sourdough Pizza Pop-Ups
Michelin Hexagon Chef x Tony's Present Unconventional Flavors
Hand-Crafted Personal Pizzas
Pizza Hut's New Crafted Flatzz Come in Five Artisanal Flavors
Chili Cheese Pizza Crusts
Hungry Howie’s is Adding a New Chili Cheese Crust Option
Dedicated Pizza Crust-Focused Platforms
Pizza Hut Launched the Hut Crust Platform
Over-the-Top Skillet Cookies
The Monster Pizookie is Available in Individual & Shareable Sizes
Stylish Sweater Pizza Products
Pizza Hut Debuts a New Triple Treat Box Onesie for Ugly Sweater Day
Football-Themed Pizza Meal Deals
The Pizza Hut Ultimate Hut Bundle is Ready for the Super Bowl
Delicate Pastry-Inspired Pizzas
The Papa Johns Croissant Pizza is Buttery and Indulgent
Fan-Powered Reality Competitions
Little Caesars' Pretzel Crust Island Engages YouTube Viewers
Fan-Inspired Pizza Rolls
Viral Snack Hacks Shaped the New Totino's Pizza Rolls
Flavorful Fakeaway Frozen Pizzas
Goodfella's New York-Style Frozen Pizza Range is Extra-Tasty
Korean-Themed Pizza Menus
Pizza Maru Delights Toronto Residents with Korean-Inspired Pizzas
Fresh Dog-Friendly Pizzas
Pizzana and JustFoodForDogs Launched the Pup Pizza
Ready-to-Bake Artisan Pizzas
The PizzaExpress Specials Range Has Four Recipe Options
Cereal-Inspired Pizzeria Treats
&pizza Fruity Crispy Little Dippers are Sweet Yet Airy
Frozen Korean Cuisine Pizzas
Mama Cozzi's Pizza Kitchen Korean Bulgogi Pizza is an ALDI Exclusive
Halloween-Themed Candy Pizzas
The Pizza Inn Sandworm Pizzert Has a Gruesome Greenish Hue
Crispy Pickle-Topped Pizzas
The California Pizza Kitchen Dill Pickle Pizza is Arriving at Target
Two-Ingredient Crust Frozen Pizzas
Yough! Pizza Debuted a New and Improved Recipe
Parbaked Food Service Pizzas
Arrezzio Debuts its Imperial Gluten Free Parbaked Pizza Crusts
Pizza-Inspired Skincare Sets
Glow Hub’s Pizza My Glow Shares Brightening Solutions in a Fun Box
Bacon-Packed Pizza Bites
Little Caesars Bacon & Cheese Crazy Puffs are Arriving Now
Potato-Powered Pizza Crusts
Tombstone's French Fry Style Crust Pizza Combines Comfort Foods
Springtime Dessert Pizzas
Pizza Inn's Peeps Pizzert is Topped with Classic Marshmallow Chicks
Indulgent Korean Pizzas
Mr. Pizza's 'Special Quattro' Features Four Premium Pizzas in One
Sandwich-Inspired Pizzas
Papa Johns' Cheesy Pizzas Were Designed Around the UK's Love of Cheese
Saucy Chicken Pizzas
BuffaLou Chicken Pizza at Lou Malnati's Pizzeria Features Fresh-Made Sauce
Grab-and-Go Pizza Sticks
The NEWYORK PERFECT CHEESE Perfect Pizza is Crunchy, Cheesy & Easy to Eat
Comforting Fan Pizzas
Domino's is Consoling Fans with Emergency Pizzas for Soccer
Ranch-Topped Pickle Pizzas
The Pickle Pizza at Stoner's Pizza Joint is Savory, Salty and Sweet
Frozen Grandma-Style Pizzas
Di Fara Grandma Pizza is Arriving in the Freezer Aisle
Mini Plant-Based Pizzas
Blackbirdie Pizza Minis Quickly Satisfy Cravings for Small Portions
Protein Pinsa Crusts
Vocelli Pizza's Pinsa Romana Crust is Crispy Yet Soft and Easily Digestible
Italian-Inspired Private Label Pizzas
Wegmans Amore Roman-Style Frozen Pizzas Come in Four Options
Collaboration Ramen-Topped Pizzas
The Pizza Hut Japan Yokohama Ie-kei Ramen Pizza is Indulgent
Limited-Edition BBQ-Inspired Chicken Pizzas
Lou Malnati's Boasts Its Flavorful BBQ Chicken Pizza
Superhero-Inspired Pizza Offerings
Little Caesars Launches Reward Challenge for The Fantastic Four
Crispy Caramelized Pan Pizzas
Papa Johns Pan Pizza Has Been Reimagined by the Brand
Ranch-Flavored Frozen Pizzas
DiGiorno and Hidden Valley Ranch Elevate Pizza and Ranch Pairings
State-Specific Food Kits
Goldbelly's Taste of America Food Boxes Explore Culinary History
Takeout-Inspired Frozen Pizzas
The Craft Pizza Range Includes Six Products on Three Bases
Hot Honey Pizza Dips
Fresh Cravings' Hot Honey Pepperoni Pizza Dip Captures a Viral Pairing
Takeaway-Inspired Snacks
Wall's Pastry Launches Takeaway Pockets to Appeal to Younger Shoppers
Frog-Topped QSR Pizzas
Pizza Hut China Releases the 'Goblin Pizza' Featuring a Deep-Fried Frog
Singer Pizza Collaborations
Pizza Hut Teams with Anderson .Paak for the Launch of Crafted Flatzz
Pizza Diet Challenges
The Loopini Challenge Saw Damiano Messineo Eat Pizza for 100 Days
Mainstream Artisan-Inspired Pizzas
Little Caesars Artisan-Style Pizzas Come in Three Varieties
Premium Frozen Pizza Products
Totino’s Ultimate Pizza Comes in Three Flavor Options
Region-Specific Pizza Campaigns
Emmy Squared Pizza Launches Regionally Inspired Pizzas in the US
Restaurant-Quality Prepackaged Pizzas
Crosta Mollica Pizzas Debuted in Four New Options
Cheesesteak-Inspired Pizza Bites
Little Caesars Cheesesteak Menu Items Come in Two Options
Fine-Dining Pizza Events
The Pizza Hut Supper Club Let Quality Ingredients Speak for Themselves
Playing Field Pizza Boxes
Pizza Pizza's Pitch Party Pizza Creates a Tabletop Soccer Experience
Low-Carb Protein Flatbreads
HeyLO!'s New Products Meet the Demand for Low-Carb Options
Pizza Charcuterie Boards
Pizza Hut Created an Aesthetically Pleasing Pizza Board for Pi Day
Limited-Time Asian BBQ Pizzas
Happy's Pizza Launches an Asian BBQ Menu
Pizza Rental Pop-Ups
Daiya's Crustbuster Invited Visitors to Sample Dairy-Free Flavors
Co-Branded Pickle Pizzas
Home Chef Launched a Limited-Time Pickle Pizza with Grillo's Pickles
Four-in-One Promotional Pizzas
The Little Caesars Fantastic Four-N-One Pizza is Available Now
Hearty Fried Chicken Pizzas
The Pizza Hut Crispy Chicken Pizzas Come in Two Varieties
Meat-Free Mediterranean Pizzas
Milton's Mediterranean Cauliflower Crust Pizza is Target-Exclusive
Hybrid Burger-Inspired Pizzas
The Pizza Hut Cheeseburger Pizza Was Created with Big Zuu
Ready-to-Bake Frozen Desserts
These Chicago Town Desserts Come in Two Options
Authentic Pizzeria Pop-Ups
Crosta Mollica's Il Leopardo Discourages Toppings Like Pineapple
Protein-Packed Pizza Crusts
The Hero Bread Crafted Collection Features the New Hero Pizza Crust
Garlicky Pepperoni-Packed Pizzas
The Little Caesars Double Pepperoni Crazy Crust Pizza is Tasty
Viral Pizza Bagels
LA's Calic Bagels Specializes in Savory Stuffed Bagels Beloved by Locals
Artisan Ready-to-Cook Pizza Products
The east PIZZAS Retail Pizza Range Has Many Options
Satisfying Meat-Free Pizza Menus
Toppers Pizza Vegan Pizzas Come in Four Varieties
Buttery Seasoning-Topped Doughs
Domino's Debuts the Bread Bites in Two Freshly Seasoned Flavors
Limited-Time Collaborative Menus
Shake Shack Collaborated with Toronto's Pizzeria Badiali
Spicy Branded Meat Pizzas
The Sbarro Spicy Calabrian Pepperoni & Sausage Pizza is Available Now
Topping-Loaded Pizza Launches
Pizza Hut Showcases Four New Pizzas Called 'Hut Lover's'
Bake-at-Home Artisan Crusts
Etalia Foods Makes Pizzeria-Grade Dough in a Convenient Frozen Format
Private Label Detroit-Style Pizzas
Trader Joe’s Detroit Style Uncured Pepperoni Pizza is Tasty
Expansive Hot Honey Menus
Mr Gatti's Pizza New Hot Honey Trio is Now Available
Holiday-Ready Burger-Inspired Pizzas
Toppers Cheeseburger Pizza Has a Tangy Burger Sauce and More
Artisan-Quality Pizza Brand Desserts
These New Marco's Pizza Menu Items are Sweet and Savory
Takeout-Inspired Private Label Pizzas
These New Food Lion Frozen Pizzas Come in Nine Varieties
Miniature Plant-Based Pizzas
One Planet Pizza Pizzettas Come in Two Flavors
Tax Day-Friendly Pizza Promotions
Pizza Hut Ran a Tax Day Promotion to Bring Comfort
Pizzeria Entree Salad Ranges
These New Blaze Pizza Salads Reflect Broader Brand Updates
Pizza-Inspired Snack Crackers
These New Cheez-It Crackers Come in Two Varieties
limited-time white-sauce pizzas
Donatos Pizza debuts three white-sauce pizzas
Exclusive Tour Pizzas
Prince St. Pizza Created Limited-Edition Pizzas for Two Iconic Bands
Spicy Free-From Pizzas
Daiya's Diavola Pizza Delivers Bold, Fiery Flavor Without Dairy or Gluten
Fudge-Stuffed Dessert Pizzas
Pizza Inn Chocolate Chip Stuffed Crust Pizzert is Indulgent
Garlicky Stuffed Crust Pizzas
Little Caesars' is Offering a Deal on Stuffed Crazy Crust Pepperoni
Meat Pie-Packed Pizzas
The Domino's Meat Pie Crust Pizza is an Australian Exclusive
Ultra-Flavorful Pizza Collaborations
Sbarro XL NY Pizza Partners with Mike’s Hot Honey
Extra-Meaty Pizza Recipes
Round Table Pizza Pepperoni, Grilled Chicken, and Bacon Pizza is Savory
Italian Cuisine Pizza Bites
Crosta Mollica Vesuvio Pizza Bites Come in Two Flavor Options
Crispy Parmesan-Inspired Pizzas
Pizza Hut Boasts the Delicious Crispy Parm Pan Pizza
Nashville Cuisine Pizzas
Dewey's Pizza Nashville Hot Chicken & Waffle Pizza Arrives in August
Gluten-Free Pizza Bagels
Feel Good Foods' Mini Pizza Bagels Accommodate Dietary Restrictions
Personal-Sized Plant-Based Pizzas
Odd Burger Marks an Expansion of Its Canadian Menu
Elevated Salad Bowls
California Pizza Kitchen Debuted New Entrée Salads Like the Charcuterie Salad
Food Journalist Bread Brands
Bittman’s Was Created by Mark Bittman to Change Perceptions of Bread
Pizza-Themed Fantasy Football Punishments
RED BARON® & Anthony 'Spice' Adams Team Up
Sour-Spicy Pizza Recipes
The Blaze Pizza Spicy Hot Chicken Pickle Pizza is Packed with Flavor
Spicy Pizza Crusts
The TNT Flavored Crust at Hungry Howie's Spices Up Orders
Artisanal Mini Pizzas
Angelina Bakery Launched Tiny Pizzas in Classically Crafted Varieties
Brussels Sprouts-Topped Pizzas
The &pizza Bacon Brussel Pie is Arriving for a Limited Time Only
Triple-Pepperoni Pizzas
Lou Malnati's Trippple Peppp Pizza Has Three Styles of Pepperoni
Extra-Cheesy Pizzeria Menu Items
These &Pizza Menu Items are Arriving for the Winter
Elevated Pizzeria Bread Twists
Round Table Pizza Bacon & Cheddar Twists are Snacking-Friendly
Everything Bagel Pizza Crusts
Hungry Howie's Debuted a Savory, Crunchy Everything Bagel Crust
Italian Sourdough Pizza Products
The Crosta Mollica Sourdough Pizza Range Has Two New Offerings
Cauliflower Crust Pizzas
Milton’s Pizzas are Flavor-Forward and Convenient
Frozen Dill Pickle Pizzas
CAULIPOWER Created Retail's First and Only Frozen Dill Pickle Pizza
Fan-Fueling Pizzas
Casey's Declared Its Breakfast Pizza the "Official Pizza of Noon Kickoffs"
Regional Authenticity Dining
Marco’s Pizza Introduced a New York–Style Pizza Experience
Italian Deli-Inspired Pizzas
Casey's Italian Deli Pizza Has Meaty Flavor with a Zesty Finish
Pull-Apart Pepperoni-Packed Bread Dishes
Marco's Pizza Pepperoni Bread is Cheesy and Meaty
Pizza-Inspired Sandwich Menus
Jimmy John's Toasted Pizza Sandwiches Come in Two Options
Oversized Pizzeria Menu Items
Papa Johns The Grand Papa Pizza is Topped with Deli-Style Pepperoni
Wood‑fired Frozen Pizzas
Connie’s Wood‑fired Frozen Pizzas Feature a Premium Crust
Satisfying Secret Menu Pizzas
The Hungry Howie's Hangry Howie Pizza is Packed with Toppings
Craft Pizza Restaurant Flavors
Your Pie Announced its 'Craft Series' of Pizza and Wing Flavors
Charitable Patriotic Pizzas
Giordano's Americana Pizza Supports Military Veterans
Bite-Sized Pies
Crumbl Launched a Special Treat Lineup for Thanksgiving
Ultra-Fast Pizza Catering Menus
Toppers Pizza Catering Menu Can Be Ordered 90-Minutes Beforehand
Artisan Triple-Meat Pizzas
Wiseguy Pizza Triple Pepperoni Pizza Has Distinct Tastes and Textures
Spicy Giardiniera-Topped Pizzas
Grimaldi’s Pizzeria Has a New Fire & Spice Menu for the Holidays
Southern Cuisine-Inspired Pizza Menus
The Round Table Pizza Nashville Hot Menu is Here for Summer