The 'Wake and Bacon' phone case by Kult lets people know your morning routine. There's few things in life that are more important than breakfast, and even fewer things that are more important than bacon -- a breakfast food that has been bestowed upon us by the Gods.
This phone case definitely knows what's up in terms of priorities: when I'm short on time, I am more likely to forego showering, brushing my hair and generally looking presentable in favor of frying up some bacon. Hey, good nourishment equals high productivity, after all.
The case is riffing on the popular phrase, "wake and bake," which, according to Urban Dictionary, refers to "Toking up right after you wake up." Bacon may have saturated fat, but it's probably the healthier of the two options.