Yes, menstruation is gross, but anyone who is a woman or has ever been around one has dealt with it at some point--but have they combated 'The Curse' with a vampire menstrual pad? I can't resist writing this one up, as it shows that 'Twilight' and 'True Blood' love is truly ubiquitous. No longer content with your living room and bedroom, vampire mania now extends to your bathroom.
I won't go into the connotations of the vampire menstrual pad, but all it takes is a reminder of this toothy Halloween character's favorite meal to make you lose your lunch. Unfortunately, the vampire menstrual pad sold out on Tuesday, but there are a number of other clever reusable feminine products at the Etsy store below.