This Canned Unicorn Meat is an Excellent Source of Sparkles

 - Jun 18, 2014
References: thinkgeek & thinkgeek
If you're looking to get your daily dose of sparkles -- which is an essential food group -- then you should think about eating a can or two of unicorn meat once a week. Think Geek offers a can of 14-ounces of delicious mythical unicorn meat to suit all your protein needs.

According to legend, when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they go reside in County Meath in Ireland till their last day. From there, nuns at a local Raidant Farms fatten the unicorns up with Guinness beer and candy corn. How the unicorns go from mythical ponies to canned meat is a magical process that only a very few people know. While this can doesn't actually contain any unicorn meat, it might house a dismembered unicorn plushie -- so beware when you open it up.