The Unicorn Farts Lip Balm is a Rarity
Harris Jay Rosenberg Alterman — March 9, 2012 — Unique
References: etsy & laughingsquid
The Unicorn Farts Lip Balm is extremely hard to make because first, one must find a unicorn, then sneak up behind it with a jar and wait until it passes gas (which can take a while because unicorns only fart once every 100 years); however, the owner of Etsy shop 'Long Winter Farm' Amanda has allegedly managed to collect a few jarred farts to turn into lip balm.
Jokes aside, the mythical fart is created with natural beeswax, cocoa butter, jojoba, sweet almond and grape seed oils to produce a lip moisturizer that tastes like rainbows and does wonders for your pucker. This is brilliant marketing on Amanda's part because she took a simple product and made it stand out just by changing the name to something that grabs people's attention.
Jokes aside, the mythical fart is created with natural beeswax, cocoa butter, jojoba, sweet almond and grape seed oils to produce a lip moisturizer that tastes like rainbows and does wonders for your pucker. This is brilliant marketing on Amanda's part because she took a simple product and made it stand out just by changing the name to something that grabs people's attention.
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