Live out your James Bond fantasies at work with your Staple Gun Stapler.
Designed to look like a hand gun, the Staple Gun Stapler actually emits a "bang" sound effect whenever you staple your documents together, making you feel like a real badass. A fun way to chase away the office blues on a Monday morning, the Staple Gun Stapler will make you the envy of your co-workers, who will be compelled to buy one of their own and engage you in office stapler gun battles.
Once you've gotten hooked on the amazing sense of satisfaction you get from hearing a nice "bang" every time you staple a report together, you'll wonder how you ever worked without it for so long.
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