Why go to the trouble of scooping up dog poo, especially if it doesn't belong to your dog? Well, if you live in NYC, you won't have to anymore; just call the Sprinkle Brigade!
They'll zip down in the Turdmobile (I'm guessing) and turn the offending turds into street art of the kind that sophisticated New Yorkers have come to appreciate. This is where graffiti art was 20 years ago, 20 years from now artists will have to push very hard (and eat a lot of fiber) to produce this quality of poop art. So, don't see poop as a problem to be tossed away, see the art in crap, after all so much art is... crap.
Street Poop Art
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