Friday is the International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Of course, nobody talks to anybody anymore, we text each other instead. So Area 49 has decided that they will launch the ayePhone to prevent iPhone users from potential embarrassment.
The ayePhone app still employs voice messages, but if you use the “read more” link below I have translated some pirate language into text messages. When your coworkers break into talking like a pirate, put them in their place and TEXT them like a pirate.