Some things require little explanation. Case in point; scotch-flavoured condoms.
Nothing is more relaxing that enjoying a nice glass of fine scotch whisky after dinner. What better way to add a little class to a post-meal romp in the sheets than with prophylactics that taste like your favourite high class liquor? Hotels in Vegas will be lining up to stock their bathrooms with these. Frat boys everywhere will proclaim that their rubbers are now elite! Alcoholics will now suddenly remember the condom this time.
Just one question. What do you do with the cigar?