Personal Satellite Assistant: Orbits Astronauts On Spacewalks

 - Jan 1, 2006
The only thing better than a personal assistant is a personal satellite assistant. This techo marvel orbits your body at zero gravity to help you with every little task your brain things of, including: environmental monitoring, communications, remote operations support and crew support. Sadly, the technical features list nothing about it helping you with your LavaLife profile.

"The PSA is an astronaut support device designed to move and operate independently in the microgravity environment of space-based vehicles. The PSA will assist astronauts who are living and working aboard the Space Shuttle, Space Station, and during future space exploration missions to the Moon and Mars." - NASA