The Old Spice Voicemail Generator Ups Your Manhood Quotient

 - Jul 18, 2010
References: oldspicevoicemail & theawesomer
The Old Spice voicemail generator is the perfect way to capitalize on an Internet phenomenon. Old Spice has created this voicemail generator so that even geeks can sound like the Old Spice guy with his womanizing charm.

The Old Spice voicemail generator is customizable, so you can choose whether callers will think you're "building an orphanage with their bare hands while playing a sweet, sweet lulluby for those children with two mallets against their abs xylophone" or merely "cracking walnuts with their man mind." Either will make you look pretty good.