Ninjas are trained to be stealthy and ready at all times, which is why every one of them should own a pair of ninja chopsticks.
These nerdy eating utensils prepare every wannabe ninja with the tools to eat and fight to protect all that is sacred to you: your dinner. Attached by the arms on one of the sticks, the hands tightly grasp the other stick so that the two are never separated, making it easy for beginners to learn how to eat with the Asian utensils. Should anyone with the audacity -- or foolishness -- approach with the intent of mooching your delicious fried noodles, simply release one of the chopsticks and they will transform into fighting mode and ward off all assailants. All you have to do is spin and attack.