The Lolita burger is a very, very dangerous burger. What it lacks in size it makes up for in shame-inducing deliciousness and grease. Sliders are the babies of the burger world. They're often used as small samples to allow people to taste a variety of different kinds without bloating. With the Lolita burger though, you won't need any other kind.
If I throw out the words potato encrusted, bacon peanut butter and sweet onion jam I would probably incite some mouth-watering. The Lolita burger has all of this and more in a small, slider-sized package.
The best part is the potato chip crusting though. Many people have fallen victim to getting lost in a good bag of chips and the Lolita burger looks to have the same effect.