The ALARMclock by Fig Offers Alarming Life Stats Every Morning

 - Nov 8, 2013
References: kickstarter & psfk
This technologically advanced alarm clock provides people with important life stats. This includes things like bank balance, life expectancy and number of social connections. The Fig ALARMclock is currently being funded as a Kickstarter campaign.

The alarm clock offers a daily reality check in addition to waking you up on time. This terrifying device, while extremely useful, could quickly become the worst part of your morning if you are dissatisfied with the life stats it provides. Or for the more optimistically inclined, the clock is designed to demonstrate your full potential on a daily basis and motivate you.

The hand made wood clock features an LED screen that lights up with various graphic indicators, such as a skull, heart and dollar sign.