These bizarre Ear Guards are the handiwork of the wild and wacky minds at Archie McPhee. Created to protect vulnerable ears from bug attacks while you're in the midst of some serious REM (the sleep cycle not the band). You may never have worried about bugs crawling in your ears while you're catching Zs, but now that I mentioned it I'm willing to bet its all you can think about. The concept is enough to send shivers down your spine, but with these Ear Guards by your side your body is once again an exclusive temple.
Designed to accommodate any ear from cauliflower to Dumbo and provide optimum protection from exoskeleton-wearing would-be invaders, these clever ear guards are sure to keep your brain matter spider egg free. Sleep assured that no insect around can permeate your cranial fortress.
These Archie McPhee Ear Guards give you piece of mind with around the clock protection from bug attacks.
Ear Guards Keep Your Ears and Cranium Insect Free
Susan Keefe — December 1, 2011 — Art & Design
References: mcphee & incrediblethings