The Privates App Helps You Recall Embarassing Drunk Texts

Privates is a brilliantly useful new mobile app that is designed to make it possible for you to recall stupid and embarrassing drunk texts that you might have sent after downing one too many adult beverages.

Now the key here is that you can only recall your drunk texts if the intended recipient hasn't already opened the message. Therefore, Privates is perfect for those of us who are guilty of sending out a drunk text and then instantly realizing their mistake.

The app is currently available for the iPhone but will eventually be made available for the Android and Windows platforms as well, so everyone can enjoy the all-important functionality of taking back drunk texts that could compromise their social standing.