The notion of deriving pleasure from the simple things in life is taken to a whole new level with the introduction of the Dildomaker. Modeled on the iconic 1933 streamlined pencil sharpener by Raymond Loewy, this device enables you to whittle a wide range of ordinary objects into sex toys.
Specifically, the manual rotary mechanism grinds your choice item down to a smooth head, rather than giving it a sharp point. The resultant form will closely resemble the male reproductive organ. You might literally start seeing body parts wherever you go, since anything from sausages, carrots and popsicles to candles and tree branches can be made more fun with the Dildomaker. Use Francesco Morackini's invention on hard or soft objects -- just remember to freeze the soft ones before sculpting them.