The BuryBunker Underground Storage Will Keep Anything Safe From Anyone

 - May 21, 2010
References: bedgunsafe & uncrate
BuryBunker Underground Storage is the perfect way to protect your valuables, cash, or illegal narcotics from prying eyes. Designed to withstand all sorts of catastrophes, this baby will keep on concealing your secrets long after you care or are alive.

This baby is made to last: with a 10 gauge steel casing, this watertight vessel weighs in at about 135 lbs. So when the apocalypse happens, and the floods start raging, the Bury Bunker Underground Storage will withstand God's wrath.