The Beer Pager Makes Sure You Never Go Sober Again

 - Feb 3, 2010
References: beerpager & coolbuzz.org
There really is nothing more infuriating than losing one of your precious tall boys at a party or social event. You’ve looked everywhere and by the time you come close to finding it, someone has likely pitched it or consumed it for themselves. There is a gadget out now that will alleviate that overwhelming stress and it is called the Beer Pager.

The Beer Pager is exactly what the name implies. If your beer has mysteriously wandered off, you simply press the button on your remote and if you’re within a 60 foot radius, the beer sleeve will sound off, leading you to your coveted beverage. Now, if only I could find where I left that darned Beer Pager.