The Arty Bollocks Generator Creates Pretentious Statements

For anyone who has ever entered an art gallery and thought that the artwork descriptions were a conglomeration of pretentious jargon, the Arty Bollocks Generator is sure to amuse. With a simple click of a button, a statement is made instantaneously.

The statements that accompany most art pieces are, at times, quite abstract. The Arty Bollocks Generator takes this and pushes it to the next level to add humor with these random statements. The website is great for both the artist and commoner alike, as the generator does come up with statements that could easily appear inside an art gallery. However, there is still a significant amount of entertainment that comes from these statements as one realizes how pretentious an artist revealing his inspiration can actually sound.