The twisted superheroes of Alex Pardee don't fit the usual stereotype of crime fighters. It's highly likely that a damsel in distress would rather fall into that pit of lava and sharks than be rescued by one of these fine gentlemen.
Iron Marn looks a bit like a mutated organ that crawled out of someone's body to fight crime. "Soupy Man" looks like his chest is about to explode. "The Frash" has eight tangled limbs that probably keep him from running very quickly (one can almost hear him wheezing). Perhaps the most chilling of the bunch is "The Hurlk." You definitely don't want to make this guy angry because he turns into the most grotesque creature you can imagine.