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25 Crudely Humorous Kitchen Tools

From Vulgar Tea Towels to Toilet Humor Bottle Toppers

— June 14, 2013 — Naughty
Many of these items you'd find in the kitchen feature crude humor. The designs speak loud and clearly for themselves, but don't have very nice things to say.

It's easy to empathize with objects that have to perform mundane tasks on a daily basis. Dish towels, they have a hard life; if they could really talk, they'd be very vocal about their dislike for chores like doing the dishes, and coffee cups would grumble obscenities right back at you before you've had your cup of wake-up java.

Other examples of crude humor include transformations of innocent-enough kitchen equipment like lemon reamers and tea cups into obscene objects that resemble parts of the human body. Imposing suggestive human body parts or rude text onto these mundane kitchen objects makes them instantly lively, however bawdy they may be.
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Hilariously Profane Cookbooks
Hilariously Profane Cookbooks
'What the F**K Should I Make for Dinner' Helps the Indecisive Chef
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Oil-Spill Coffee Cups
Oil-Spill Coffee Cups
The BP Toilet Mug Makes a Thirst-Quenching Social Statement
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Toilet Humor Bottle Toppers
Toilet Humor Bottle Toppers
The Plunge Wine Bottle Topper Keeps Your Libations Fresh and Funny
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Edgy Branding and Kitchen Innovation
Edgy Branding and Kitchen Innovation
The 'Juicy Boobs' Double Citrus Press
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Cute Suggestive Cup Sweaters
Cute Suggestive Cup Sweaters
The KnotWork Valentine's Mug Cozy Collection Sensually Speaks for You
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Boastful Mug Warmers
Boastful Mug Warmers
Knot Workshop Creates a Coffee Cup Accessory that Goes Beyond Suggestive
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Vulgar Tea Towels
Vulgar Tea Towels
This Hand-Stitched Towel is an Ironic Comic Relief in the Kitchen
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Voluptuous Mug Sets
Voluptuous Mug Sets
The Tea & A Glassware Collection by Luis Caicedo is Full-Bodied
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Crude Breakfast Appliances
Crude Breakfast Appliances
The Pop Art Toaster by ThinkGeek is Sure to Perk Up Your Mornings
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Duty-Reminding Dishware
Duty-Reminding Dishware
The Don't F*cking Procrastinate Mug by GFDA Will Curb Slacking Urges
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Busty Milk Containers
Busty Milk Containers
The Handful Boobie Creamer Adds R-Rated Fun to Your Coffee
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Vulgar Tea Sets (Update)
Vulgar Tea Sets (Update)
Outlandish Creations Embodies Everything Tea Time is Not About
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Vandalized Vintage
Vandalized Vintage
Classic Dinnerware Hand Painted with Profanity
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Versatile Phallic Pan Uses
Versatile Phallic Pan Uses
This How-To Humoursly Teaches How To Reuse a Novelty Cake Pan
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Poop-Filled Humor Mugs
Poop-Filled Humor Mugs
The Hidden Surprise Mug Will Scare Your House Guests
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Conversational Ceramics
Conversational Ceramics
Kina Gorska Creates Dish Dialogue with Her Speech Balloon Plate
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Cheeky Sitcom-Inspired Cups
Cheeky Sitcom-Inspired Cups
This Arrested Development Mug Will Drive Away the Blues
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Tipsy Tea Cups
Tipsy Tea Cups
Trixiedelicious Tastefully Labels a Saucer Set for Hardcore Alcohol
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Bitter Badger Meme Mugs
Bitter Badger Meme Mugs
The Corduroy Etsy Shop Exploits the Hilarious Honey Badger
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Suggestive Kitchen Utensils
Suggestive Kitchen Utensils
Eunjung Huh Makes an Orange Juicer That Looks like a Woman's Chest
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Hilarious Rear-Shaped Cups
Hilarious Rear-Shaped Cups
The Butt Mug is Certain to Make You Laugh
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Very Naughty Ceramics
Very Naughty Ceramics
Outlandish Creations Not to Serve Grannies With
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Adult Cookie Jars
Adult Cookie Jars
Jonathan Adler Makes Pottery Sexy With His Uniquely Naughty Designs
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Temptress Teacups (UPDATE)
Temptress Teacups (UPDATE)
The 'Undergrowth Design' Tea Set is Surprisingly Sensual
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Vulgar Cursing Mugs
Vulgar Cursing Mugs
The UNT Crude Funny Mug Has a Cheeky Saying Present
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