27 Dangerous Severing Blades

Inspired by the Charlie Sheen Machete Swinging Incident

— March 8, 2011 — Art & Design
I don't care how cute the design is or how small it is, a blade is still dangerous and will cut you. Clearly, that idea didn't apply to the recent Charlie Sheen machete incident.

The Two and a Half Men star has finally been let go by CBS due to his incredibly erratic behavior. Sheen decided to celebrate by yelling "Free at last ... free at last" on a rooftop in Beverly Hills as he waved a machete drinking "tiger blood." Prior to this incident, the actor had been making news after entering into a polygamous relationship, making violent threats, and launching a web series called Sheen's Korner. He may be unemployed, but with all the press and busy activities, I suppose he's more than just bi-winning.

Check out these dangerous blades that Sheen could've been waving around and trust me, be happy that he wasn't holding some of these.
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