It's no secret that sex sells in almost every aspect of consumer necessities, and it's proven time and time again when advertising campaigns or clever packaging turns towards breast-shaped innovations a busty boost in sales is sure to follow.
For some it's too scandalous but to others it's hilarious, the concept of playing your music from a breast-shaped boombox or lounging on giant pillows that have been molded after mega mammary glands. Tombs are being crafted with exterior ta-tas, milk dispensers are capped with cleavage that literally lactates, and even bread is being packaged in double-D design.
The fixation for the above-the-waist accessories may be a little much, but it seems as though the bizarre breast-shaped innovations will continue to bloom as the inflation of sales speak for themselves. These pushed-up products keep ending up on the best seller lists every year.
39 Bizarre Breast-Shaped Innovations
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Busty Awareness Campaigns
The Breast Cancer Foundation Ad Campaign is Super Quirky
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Big Breast Homages
Nienke Klunder Shoots the Natural Beauty of the American Bust
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Saggy Boob Scarves
Slightly Naughty Scarf Ensures You're the Center of Attention
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Super-Curvaceous Mannequins
Busty Life-Sized Dolls Give New Meaning to "Plastic Surgery"
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Breast Mouses
The iTit Optical Wireless Mouse is Technological Foreplay
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50 Upper Body Statement Fashions
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32,000 Barbies Represent Real Boob Jobs
Social Commentary by Chris Jordan
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Barbie Doll Parts Made Into Jewelry
Margaux Lange Designs
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Chesty Company Promotions
The Dr. Kiprov Plastic Surgery Business Cards Get Bustier
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Parodies of Fake Boobs as Ads
Brava Breast Enlarger Campaign
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Anatomy Underwear
Parsons 2009 Fashion Benefit Features Revealing One Piece
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Scrumptious G-String Sweets
Lingerie Sugar Cookies Make Irresistible Valentine's Desserts
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Naughty Bongs
Boob Tube Will Have You Misbehaving While Drinking
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Titillating Phone Covers
The Curvaceous iBoobies Case Keeps Your Phone Safe in a Naughty Way
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Inflatable Bikini
Actually Intended to be a Safety Flotation Device
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DIY Booby Stress Relief Toys
NY Artist Casts Her Own
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Sarcastic Boobvertising
‘Girl Racers' Campaign Brings Out the Dual Airbags
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Forehead Breast Implants
Marion Cotillard Shares the Best Kept Secret of French Women
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Chesty Wood Containers
The Boob Jar Set is a Naughty Place to Stash Your Cookies
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Kinky Crochet for Cancer
Early Detection Kit by Shannon Gerard
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Scandalous Spaghetti
These Pasta Boobs are the Breast Kind of Pasta You'll Ever Have
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Breast-Inspired Bowls
Claudia Schiffer's Body Inspires Lagerfeld for Dom Perignon
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Perky Breast Cancer Pins
These Nipple Badges ‘Raise' Awareness
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Tension Relief Ta-Tas
These Japanese Squeezable Stress Boobs are Sold From Vending Machines
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Lactating Milk Bottles
Anatomically-Correct Dairy Containers
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R-Rated Lighting Designs
The Venini 'Tits' Appliques are For Adults Only
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Giant Lingerie Pillows
Spice Up Your Living Room With The Giant ‘Pouf-Up Bra'
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Naughty Speakerphones
iBoobs Fuse Comfort of a Woman With Melodic Relaxation
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Parade Floats With Giant Boobs
Shu Yong's Ta-Tas Promote Plastic Surgery-Free Beauty
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Naughty Hot Water Bottles
Playful Bumps Help to Warm Cold Places
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Naughty Shower Accessories
Boob Flannel Wash Cloth
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Charitable Chest Art
The 'Keep a Breast' Art Show Displays a Creative Idea for a Great Cause
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Bold Bosom Pillows
Lucie Sheridan's Boob Cushion Makes for a Good Nap
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One Breasted Mannequins
Breast Cancer Awareness Dolls
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Stick-On Boobs
Daiso Inflatables Give Chests a Temporary Boost
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Tombs With Tatas
The Breast Coffin is the Perfect Resting Place for Busty Broads
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Bold Busty Bread
Kohberg Bread Manufacturers Raise Breast Cancer Awareness with their Packaging
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Crude Stress Relievers
The Poop and Boob Rocket Relieve Tension in Unusual Ways
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Breast Cancer Prevention CDs
Double-CD Case Mimics Lost Breast
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Naughty Nun Photoshoots
Jessica Hart and Lydia Hearst are Sensually Seductive Sisters
Fake Naughty Tattoos
Real Man Nipple Incorporated With Pin-Up Girl Body Ink
Busty Bavarian Photoshoots
The Big Bavarian Boobs and Beers Editorial is Every Man's Dream
Face-Hiding Photography
Aela Labbe Shoots Beautiful Hidden Models in Dark Settings
3D Breast Brochures
Henry Hargreaves' ‘3DD Boob Book' Keeps Readers Abreast
Saggy Boob Scarves
Slightly Naughty Scarf Ensures You're the Center of Attention
Excessive Boob Jobs
Sheyla Hershey Breaks Implant Record with Size KKK Breasts (UPDATE)
Plastic Surgery Pageants
Miss Plastic Hungary Contestants Flaunt Cosmetic Enhancements
Ex-Girlfriend Dolls
Diego Bortolin Creates a Silicone Clone for Dumped Boyfriend
Exposed Adolescent Editorials
Juvenile Success by Jason Ierace Undresses Age
100 Decorative Cushions
From Tiger-Printed Poufs to Wicked Wizard Pillows
Nipple-Cover Necklaces
Laila Lee's ‘Love Hurts' Collection for the Flirt
Suggestive Gingerbread Biscuits
The Cookie Sutra Makes Adventurous Sensuality Sweet
27 Boob Job Innovations
From Fairytale Boob Jobs to Implants at 14
Breast Mouses
The iTit Optical Wireless Mouse is Technological Foreplay
Playful Foodtography
Stephanie Gonot Like to Play With Her Food and Snap Pictures Too
Blinding Boobies
The Lazertits Website Frees Those Busty Bosoms For Some Sci-Fi Fun
Surprise Nipple Art
Laurie Sharp's Nipart Kits Let You DIY
Chesty Company Promotions
The Dr. Kiprov Plastic Surgery Business Cards Get Bustier
Rollercoaster Bra Testing
Ultimo & Alton Towers Resort Cross-Marketing Promo
Reproductive Drink Holders
The 'Man's Best Friend' Pillow is the Perfect Headrest
Heavy-Duty Smartphone Covers
The MeeMojo Aluminum iPhone 4 Case Can Withstand Abuse
Toasting FIFA Art
Moxy Creavtive 'Cheers' Posters Raise a Toast to Top World Cup Teams
Busty Paintbrushes
Kira Ayn Varszegi Uses Her 38DDs to Paint Masterpieces
Disney Boobs
Garageworks and Ron English Create the Odd ‘Marilyn Mickey'
Sex Toys As Furniture
Matteo Cibic's Objects of Pleasure Include Furnishings and Jewelery
Boobie-Enhancing Attachments
The Body Perks Fake Nipples Are Perhaps the Worst Idea Ever
17 Odd Breast Homages
From Naughty Pillows to Bizarre Water Bottles
Naughty Bongs
Boob Tube Will Have You Misbehaving While Drinking
Progressive Sex Websites
Nerve Features Great Writers, Videos and Content
Titillating Phone Covers
The Curvaceous iBoobies Case Keeps Your Phone Safe in a Naughty Way
Self-Descriptive Devices
The S/O/T/O Design Museum Collection Labels Electronics Explicitly
Paint Swatch Sweets
Pantone Chip Cookies Will Color Your Taste Buds Happy
Pop Art Helmets
The Vader Project Returns to Los Angeles Before Auction (UPDATE)
Sarcastic Boobvertising
‘Girl Racers' Campaign Brings Out the Dual Airbags
Forehead Breast Implants
Marion Cotillard Shares the Best Kept Secret of French Women
Chesty Wood Containers
The Boob Jar Set is a Naughty Place to Stash Your Cookies
Computer-Warmed Pillows
Hug the Adorable USB Animal Warm Cushion Until Toasty
Scandalous Spaghetti
These Pasta Boobs are the Breast Kind of Pasta You'll Ever Have
Viral Boob Grabs for Cancer
Celeb Booby Scare Video for the 'Save a Tit' Campaign
Pure Ownage Phone Covers
The iPwn Will Keep Your iPhone in Winning Condition
35 Noodlicious Novelties
From Spaghetti Wieners to Pasta Skyscrapers
Perforated Phone Covers
Incase Releases New Lightweight Perforated iPhone Snap Case
Posterior Plushies
The Scantily Clad Booty Pillows Offer Cushioned Comfort and Instant Company
Scribbled Seat Cushions
The Jennysherbie Etsy Shop is Full of Doodled Home Decor
Perky Breast Cancer Pins
These Nipple Badges ‘Raise' Awareness
Home Cooking Kits
The Scratch Food Collection Makes You an Instant Chef
Tension Relief Ta-Tas
These Japanese Squeezable Stress Boobs are Sold From Vending Machines
Selling Sofas With Fake Boobs
Raun's Mischievous Ad Campaign To Promote Couches
Stress-Relief Stores
The Women Only Venting Store Lets Women Smash Stuff
Vibrating Breast Boosters
Pangao's Magic Massage Bra Keeps Bust Firm and Healthy
Couture Pasties for Cancer
Gothfox Gets Playful With Young Women's Awareness
Crocheted Phallic Pillows
The KnittingKneedle Etsy Store is a Naughty Alternative to Home Decor
Literary Smartphone Covers
Speck x Out of Print Novel Cases Bring Back Classic Stories
Fairytale Beer
Grimm Brothers Brewhouse Will Take You Back to Your Childhood
Controversial Cancer Accessories
The Keep-A-Breast ‘I Heart Boobies' Bracelets Banned
Pink Promotion Projects
This Installation in Montreal Fosters Breast Cancer Awareness
Stress-Relieving Robot Bracelets
'Ref' from Jens Dyvik is Designed to Send Good Vibes
Reusable Bottle Caps
The Beer Saver Will Preserve Your Beloved Brew
R-Rated Lighting Designs
The Venini 'Tits' Appliques are For Adults Only
Hunky Headrests
Elizabeth Pemberley Creates Rugged Manly Men Pillows
Badass Beer Bongs
The Machine Gun Glass Adds Style to Your Drinking Games
2-for-1 Plastic Surgery
New Procedure in Britain Would Put Recycled Fat in Breasts
Perverse Arcade Games
Japanese Claw Machine Lets You Grab Boobies of Your Choice
Bottled Breast Implants
Rodial ‘Boob Job' Cream Firms, Uplifts and Fills Out the Girls
Paisley Smartphone Covers
The Gizmobies x SWAGGER iPhone 4 Case Has Rockstar Appeal
Blush Benefit Rides
The 'Passion Pink' 2012 Bentley GT is a Breast Cancer Contribution Coupe
Sugary Gaming Gadgets
These Wii Controller Cookies are Edible Goodness for Gamers
Beer Storage Pyramids
The Fridge Monkey Tray is Inspired by War Ships
Tax Invoice Sculptures
The Nava Lubelski Papercraft Collection Makes Receipts Ravishing
Golden Macaroni Jewelry
The Pasta Necklace is a Delicious Addition to Your Jewelry Box
Self-Diagnosing Stickers
Smart Pink Encourages You to Go Ahead and Touch Your Breasts
Naughty Speakerphones
iBoobs Fuse Comfort of a Woman With Melodic Relaxation
Boobie Bongos
The Worst Wedding DJ Ever is the Ultimate Phil Collins Tribute
Chewy Phone Covers
Banish Hunger With the Candy-Flavored Edible Gummy iPhone Case
Parade Floats With Giant Boobs
Shu Yong's Ta-Tas Promote Plastic Surgery-Free Beauty
Naughty Retro Gaming Gadgets
The JoyDick Puts the Phallic Fun in Funky Game Controllers
Cancer-Fighting Micro Cars
The Fiat 500 Pink Ribbon Edition Supports Breast Cancer Research
Rocker Terror Apparel
Jordan Buckley's Gruesomely Artistic Clothing
Bathroom Tissue Runway Shows
The White Cashmere Collection 2011 Raises the Bar
Naughty Hot Water Bottles
Playful Bumps Help to Warm Cold Places
35 Exercises in Relief
From Stress-Relief Pubs to Earthquake Relief Tees
Charitable Groping Ads
The Breast Cancer Alliance Takes a Risque Advertising Route
Charitable Chest Art
The 'Keep a Breast' Art Show Displays a Creative Idea for a Great Cause
App-Enabled Cookies
iPhone Cookies are a Tasty Japanese Exclusive
Pink-Ribboned Charity Kicks
The LeBron Soldier V ‘Think Pink' Shows Support to Those i
Myth-Dispelling Cancer Graphics
This Myths and Facts About Breast Cancer Infographic Informs
Sexvertising Detergents
Pace Detergent Sells Whiteness With T & A
71,488-Calorie Pasta
Epic Meal Time Shows Us How to Make Fast Food Lasagna
Workplace Rage Meters
The RageGage Gives You an Outlet for Your Office Anger
Squishy Butt Charms
The Squeezy Keychain Simulator Looks Like a Lady's Backside
Pyramidal Pasta Branding
Brodofino Stelline Packaging Puts on a Face for Young Consumers
Boob Worship Churches
Pay Your Respects to Breasts at the Karube Shrine
Cancer Contribution Watches
Nixon Fluro Rubber Player Series Reveals Pink Watch
Busty Perfume Commercials
The Christina Aguilera Royal Desire Campaign Deemed Risque
Soft Avian Phone Covers
The Angry Birds Felt Case by L Atelier is Super Fly
Maimed Gingerbread Baking
ABC Cookie Cutters Take a Bite Out of Holiday Treat Making
Breast Cancer Benches
The Pink Swan Project Chairs are Definitely "Chair-itable"
Customized Party Beers
The Design Your Own Heineken' Six-Pack App
Breast-Bouncing Puppets
The Sizzling Furry Puppet Studio Creation for a Go Daddy Ad
Chilled Coffins
Wooden Caskets With Built-In AC Ensure a Cool Burial
Iconic Stoner Tee Shirts
Faceless Cheech and Chong ‘Up in Smoke' Apparel
Chem Class Baking
Labcutter Science Cookie Cutters are Perfect for Geeky Bakers
Breast Cancer Slacktivism
'What Color is Your Bra?" Campaign Goes Viral
Board Game Cushion Covers
Bambina Scrabble Pillow Cases Spell Out Comfort
Primate Phone Covers
Monkey Around With the Paul Frank iPhone 4 Cases
Fowl Poop Facials
Bird Poo Proves to be Therapeutic for Your Face (UPDATE)
Noodle Tootles
The Pasta Whistle is a Cute and Clever Disguise for This Sound Maker
Charitable Turbans
Titillating Turbans Donates a Portion of Proceeds to Breast Cancer Education
Tech for Positive Feelings
The emWave 'Personal Stress Reliever' Lets You Relax
Stress-Relieving PC Peripherals
The USB Stress Ball is Perfect for Cubicle-Dwellers
Bold Bosom Pillows
Lucie Sheridan's Boob Cushion Makes for a Good Nap
Unawarely Educational Campaigns
'Check Out These Boobs' Cancer Awareness Campaign for Men
Stress-Relief Pubs
Hit People with Bottles at nda~ bakayarou
Gang-Inspired Pillows
Unrivaled Bandana Cushions Juxtapose Toughness with Comfort
Abstract Spaghetti Branding
iPates Pasta Packaging Appeals to the Young and Hungry
Eco-Friendly Parade Floats
Catherine Pears' Mardi Gras Float is Made Entirely of Upcycled Junk
Cancer-Fighting Peripherals
The Susan G Komen Mouse from Microsoft Computes for the Cure
Mood-Boosting Beverages
Health Guard's 'Be Happy' Energy Shot Keeps You Going
Battle-Ready Cushions
Bryan Ku Gets You Ready for an Epic Pillow Fight
Purifying Pasta
The Spaghetti Scrub is a Natural Cleaner Made From Corn Cobs and Peach Pits
Baked Pop Stars
The Lady Gaga Cookies Are as Good as Her Songs